DH sent this one to me, VBG. Lynn Return-path: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Full-name: Wildgun2 Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 23:12:11 EDT Subject: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Would=20your=20attorney=20take=20this=20case=3F=20?= =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A0?= To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-Mailer: 8.0 for Windows sub 6024 X-Converted-To-Plain-Text: from multipart/alternative by demime 1.01d X-Converted-To-Plain-Text: Alternative section used was text/plain
Would your attorney take this case? Southern Law Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yes." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with? In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.-- Martin Luther King, Jr. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
