I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.
Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is ...
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
I'm
MORE BUMPER STICKERS
If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying No hard feelings.
The proctologist called...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
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