Two Scots, Ian and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Ian's forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going grand," says Ian. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night... Jimmy nods approvingly. "Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Ian. "A kilt?" exclaims Jimmy, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?" Jimmy then enquires. "Och," says Ian, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..." David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]