[lace-chat] slightly risque humor

2008-01-27 Thread Carol Melton
BUS TOUR... A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson, MO. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream since it was late in the evening and ve

[lace-chat] Slightly risque humor

2007-10-30 Thread Carol Melton
I think this is a new one - at least it was new to me A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for con