There are some very odd things in the list archives.....
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 11:43:05 +0000
From: john....@london.british-library.uk
Reply-To: john....@london.british-library.uk
Subject: LU:Boocock plays against Bolton!
In an amazing turn of events, Mad Dog called in Boocock last night to
marshall the Gods defence as the squad 'talker'. In the hills above
Invergordon last night the legendary Mr B could be heard screaming late
into the Northern night - "Kick it you f***ing geriatric!", "Head it you
daft get!","Nigel, hold this for me will you - thwack!", "Pass it to
someone in WHITE (or blue/green) crinkle-cut!"! With Pemberton and
Palmer installed as the twin forwards in a 1-1(Boocock)-7-0-2 formation,
reminscent of Sunday League side Republicca Highland after a bad
Saturday night, Mad Dog confidently predicted that "the match would end,
and then we'd know who'd won!" It was difficult to argue with that!
From: John Kevin Boocock <100420.1...@compuserve.com>
Reply-To: John Kevin Boocock <100420.1...@compuserve.com>
To: Leeds United Fanlist <leeds-uni...@vax.ox.ac.uk>
Subject: LU:Do you wanna be my wife do ya love me
BOOCOCK TO PLAY AGIN BOLTON SHOCK
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Yep, it's true!
The boss rang me on Saturday night to say that he'd heard about me
playing Left
half for Priestley house in the 1965/6 season when we lost every match
in the
1st year house championship. I agreed that there were mitigating
factors, but
that we would have won every match if we hadn't lost we would have won every
match if we hadn't lost. The boss seemed to understand this and said
that there
was an old shirt of Mel Sterland's that might fit me. "A darts thrower
is what
we need and that's what we'll have A darts thrower is what we need and
that's
what we'll have" he said.
I am looking for a kit sponsor, so far I've had offers from Jeff Skinner
(Precious Metals) of Armley and Catalina Cars (1991) Ltd. of
Stanningley. This
should more than cover the cost of the bolt of cloth for my shorts. The
motorised armchair will get a paint job from Herbies of Alness - it will say
"Boocock of The Gods" on the bonnet and "We hate Chelsea" in blood on
the boot.
I have also received an invitation to endorse a couple of cafes at Whingate.
I'm looking forward to the dressing room crack with Macca and the lads
who have
all agreed that I should wear the skip's armband. I have spoken to
Lesley who
says that she'll be in the stand wearing a Boocock Fu*cks Pigs shirt and
she'll
be in the dressing rooms afterwards with some embrocation for my dicky
leg.............
My new single "He's Fat, He's Crap, He fu*cks Pigs but he's Boocock"
will be out
on Feb 1st - the backing group will most likely be the Clarry Wilson
Combo or
the duo from the Mainline Social Club at Greenthorpe.
The missus's old feller came from the land of the sad alcoholic so I will be
able to get a game in Europa '96 too on account of McCoist going off the
boil.
I've always wanted to play for my country and this one will do for me.
Anyroad I must be off as I've got to bone up on girlie sports like ice
hockey
for my appearance on A Question of Sport.
Boocock of Leeds and LOTSA
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