Ahmet,

I am familiar with the cigarette "gratuities" handed out to port officials as I 
did the handing out in Siri Lanka and Taiwan when I was working in that area.

The Egyptians seemed to be the worst, like rats swarming all over the ship but 
I was not directly involved there.  I kept my door locked and only reasoned to 
my name or a prior phone call while we were there.  

There was a funny incident in Egypt.  I was sitting in the Chief Mate's room 
watching the parade of "officials" to the Captains office.  The one in the 
fanciest outfit with shiny braid and epaulets  was the rat inspector, and the 
one in the slacks and golf shirt was the Captain of the Port.

The most unusual was the Bangladeshi official (we called him the White Rat as 
he had an all-white uniform) who wanted me to type up an import tax bill to 
present to the Captain for the diesel fuel we carried with us to run the 
evacuators (large vacuum cleaners) that sucked out our "Care Package" of 
donated wheat from our tanker into barges alongside.  I just could not do it.  
I took him to the radio room typewriter and explained I would have to be paid 
overtime if I typed the bill and the Captain refused to authorized that.  It 
took him a while to absorb the fact the my typewriter only made upper case 
letters.  I never found out how much the tax bill was or if it was paid.

The next morning it was a shock seeing cooking fires all over the deck of our 
tanker where the longshoremen were boiling wheat for breakfast.  About like the 
shock of seeing (on film) a safety expert open the inspection hatch on a tank 
top aboard the Manhattan (America's largest tanker) and light off the gasoline 
fumes gushing out of the port with a Zippo.  The camera got a good shot of the 
flames, then he casually flipped the lid shut.


Norm
S/V Bandersnatch


----- Original Message ----- 
From: ahmet erkan 
To: liveaboard@liveaboardonline.com
Cc: nadirgo...@yahoo.com
Sent: 4/11/2011 11:32:32 PM 
Subject: Re: [Liveaboard] Baltimore to New Orleans


Thanks for the reply Norm,
Captain Nadir heard a story about a US agricultural inspector who found an 
apple seed on deck and because it was discovered outside a living space, the 
ship was fined $5000.  On Turkish ships just before fruit begins to get over 
ripe it is boiled in light syrup and served as desert, except prior to US 
agricultural inspectors are to board they boil all the fruit whether ripe or 
green.  The agency could not believe that Nadir didn't have to pay any fines in 
Baltimore because every ship they docked earlier paid at least $1000. Nadir 
must have learned how to kiss up to the agricultural inspectors real well :-)  
Also, did you know that Suez canal is known as the Marlborough canal among 
merchantmen, because of the cartons of cigarettes that have to be given out to 
the officials as well as the bribes. Evidently things deteriorated in Panama as 
well as the control is transferred from US to the Panamenians. 
Fair winds
Ahmet
S/V 8827
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