Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Benjamin Holzman ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: True, but there aren't many people who will assume that they can perform brain surgery just because they successfully applied a band-aid to a paper cut the week before. www.trepanation.com ;-) [1] Greg [1] i haven't checked the URL so dont

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Alex Page
On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 11:21:57AM -0600, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote: :) I think you are missing my point here. The plumber who is skilled in a trade probably thinks you are an idiot when you manage to mangle your own pipes and have to call him to fix it for you. Yeah... I always forget to

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Nathan Torkington
Alex Page writes: Yeah... I always forget to flush when forking, and I've done some horrible things with IPC::Open3 before... I'm shuddering at the thought of the human equivalent of atomic writes. "The largest nugget that will pass through a pipe intact ..." Nat

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Greg Cope
Aaron Trevena wrote: On Thu, 1 Feb 2001, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote: No, there wasn't even something I could buy for it sadly. It's a simple CGI, I would have paid $15 for a quickie 'here's your simple cgi just plug in your variables here' code. Been there - more often than not, the

Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Dave Cross
I came to my attention last night that there is still a small amount of confusion over the multiple mailing lists. Here is an attempt to clarify... The list on hfb.pm.org is now supposed to be defunct. If you are only subscribed to that, then you should resubscribe to the dircon list by sending

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread David Cantrell
On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 11:21:57AM -0600, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote: :) I think you are missing my point here. The plumber who is skilled in a trade probably thinks you are an idiot when you manage to mangle your own pipes and have to call him to fix it for you. However, I don't question

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 05:43:27AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote: I hope that everyone who turned up last night had a good time - I certainly did (that may, of course, have something to do with the fact that I was drinking for the first time for a month). I'd be interested in any opinions that

Dimsum today!

2001-02-02 Thread Leon Brocard
For all those recovering from the TVRs last night, Piers and I are going for dimsum at the New World (Gerrard Place, iirc) at 12.30. You are all invited, but only if you speak softly and don't shine bright lights... Leon -- Leon Brocard.http://www.astray.com/

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Michael Stevens
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 11:27:17AM +, David Cantrell wrote: On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 05:43:27AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote: I hope that everyone who turned up last night had a good time - I certainly did (that may, of course, have something to do with the fact that I was drinking for the

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Simon Wilcox
At 11:57 02/02/2001 +, Greg wrote: so all we need is a private room in a pub in central london that does food Does EC2 count as central London ? The White Hart in Clifton Street (near Liverpool Street station) has a private room that would be big enough. They do food and as a plus point,

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Robert Shiels
However, I don't question the plumber's competence, or indeed pretend to anyone including myself that I can do a good job of it. The same should apply to programming. If I were to try my hand at re-plumbing my kitchen, know I'd make a god-awful mess, and I am intelligent enough to not attempt

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Alex Page
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 05:43:27AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote: I hope that everyone who turned up last night had a good time Certainly did. Sorry I didn't get to meet many people or stay very long, but Thursday nights are notoriously busy for me. I'd be interested in any opinions that people

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Simon Wistow
Alex Page wrote: It didn't seem too bad - my pints were 2.50 each, which for central London isn't bad. There were certainly space issues, however. Hmm. yeah. There was a bit of a mix up - I booked in advance and asked for seating for 30 people but when I arrived they'd done standing space

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Stowe
On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote: Any questions? Yeah, can I have a pony ? /J\ -- Jonathan Stowe | http://www.gellyfish.com | I'm with Grep on this one http://www.tackleway.co.uk |

Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Peterson
However, I don't question the plumber's competence, or indeed pretend to anyone including myself that I can do a good job of it. The same should apply to programming. If I were to try my hand at re-plumbing my kitchen, I know I'd make a god-awful mess, and I am intelligent enough to

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Struan Donald
* at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said: On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote: Any questions? Yeah, can I have a pony ? what is it with ponys? struan

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Robin Houston
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:27:16PM +, Struan Donald wrote: * at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said: On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote: Any questions? Yeah, can I have a pony ? what is it with ponys? I've wondered that too. Seems to be a #perl obsession... .robin.

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Michael Stevens
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:34:15PM +, Robin Houston wrote: what is it with ponys? I've wondered that too. Seems to be a #perl obsession... purl pony [12:39] [purl] pony is replyGimme a Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Simon Wistow
Robin Houston wrote: I've wondered that too. Seems to be a #perl obsession... As in "stroke the pony"?

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Simon Wistow
Jonathan Peterson wrote: There is nothing wrong with bad programming. There is however lots of thinsg wrong with teaching bad pregramming. Whilst I agree with you to a certain extent about cars a less sinister explanation is that cars *ARE* getting hideously compilcated with variable valve

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:25:09PM -, Jonathan Peterson wrote: No, I disagree. This is like a mechanic saying "You really oughtn't to change your own oili ... If the user doesn't know how to check their oil levels, what grade of oil is needed and so on, then yes, they shouldn't be doing

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Struan Donald
* at 02/02 12:25 - Jonathan Peterson said: However, I don't question the plumber's competence, or indeed pretend to anyone including myself that I can do a good job of it. The same should apply to programming. If I were to try my hand at re-plumbing my kitchen, I know I'd

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:47:39PM +, Struan Donald wrote: you have to teach them some theory of good programming, as at the end of the day it _will_ make their lives easier. More importantly, it'll make *our* lives easier :-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] |

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Robin Houston
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:40:18PM +, Michael Stevens wrote: purl pony [purl] pony is replyGimme a Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! robin literal pony pony pony purl robin: pony pony pony

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Stowe
On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Robin Houston wrote: On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:27:16PM +, Struan Donald wrote: * at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said: On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote: Any questions? Yeah, can I have a pony ? what is it with ponys? I've wondered

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Michael Stevens
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:25:09PM -, Jonathan Peterson wrote: No, I disagree. This is like a mechanic saying "You really oughtn't to change your own oil, oil is very important, if you get it wrong you could really damage your engine, that sort of thing should be left to a qualified

RE: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Peterson
You could argue that irregular shaped bolts is an effort to save people from themselves. Yah. Like Java saves you from procedural programming :-)

RE: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Peterson
Agreed. However, if "Programming Perl for Dummies" tells you things that are Just Plain Wrong - like there's no need for strict, -w or -T - then the book does more harm than good. Agreed. Bad teaching is inexcusable and leads only to harm. If they keep their bad programming to their

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Dave Hodgkinson
Jonathan Stowe [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: http://www.fly.net/~shiva/complain.txt Spamford Wallace. Those were the days. -- Dave Hodgkinson, http://www.hodgkinson.org Editor-in-chief, The Highway Star http://www.deep-purple.com Apache, mod_perl,

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Redvers Davies
I'm going to find out if we can have the upstairs bar of the Albemarle on Dover St. It's sufficiently small that we should be able to have it to ourselves, but sufficiently large that we won't be crowded. They do good beer and I'm fairly certain they do food in the evenings. I'm biased -

Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Stowe
On 2 Feb 2001, Dave Hodgkinson wrote: Jonathan Stowe [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: http://www.fly.net/~shiva/complain.txt Spamford Wallace. Those were the days. On the subject of Ponies - check out this aw350m3 site - http://members.tripod.com/~ponyland/ /J\ -- Jonathan Stowe

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Redvers Davies
The TVRs were 34 quid each but had about 8 shots of vodka and 8 shots of tequila in and 6 cans of redbull. Ok, I've heard of TVR's but yet to see one. Would someone like to give me an idea as to how many of these things are meant to be consumed by how many people. How is it presented? The

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Elaine -HFB- Ashton
Benjamin Holzman [[EMAIL PROTECTED]] quoth: *On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 11:57:20AM -0700, Nathan Torkington wrote: * Meaning, nobody's really a complete idiot and we'd seem just as dumb * if we called brain surgery tech support, new mother tech support, or * even gardening tech support. * *True, but

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Redvers Davies
It took me 3 hours to get home :-( It took me 2 hours (via Wong Kei, BBQ pork noodle soup, Hot Duck with plum sause).

Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Redvers Davies
plum sause). s/ause/auce/ to work even, not home so its not the same so pretend I didn't write this.

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Michael Stevens
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 11:16:06AM -0600, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote: Benjamin Holzman [[EMAIL PROTECTED]] quoth: *On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 11:57:20AM -0700, Nathan Torkington wrote: * Meaning, nobody's really a complete idiot and we'd seem just as dumb * if we called brain surgery tech

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Philip Newton
Michael Stevens wrote: (pedantry: There *are* applications where bad programming could kill. I don't think any of us work in them, but I'm pretty sure they exist.) Look at what Sun says Java is not suitable for to get a short list. IIRC they included stuff such as life support machinery in

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread James Powell
On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 06:56:02PM +0100, Philip Newton wrote: Michael Stevens wrote: (pedantry: There *are* applications where bad programming could kill. I don't think any of us work in them, but I'm pretty sure they exist.) Look at what Sun says Java is not suitable for to get a

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Aaron Trevena
On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Greg Cope wrote: Aaron Trevena wrote: On Thu, 1 Feb 2001, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote: No, there wasn't even something I could buy for it sadly. It's a simple CGI, I would have paid $15 for a quickie 'here's your simple cgi just plug in your variables here' code.

Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Aaron Trevena
On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, David Cantrell wrote: On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 11:21:57AM -0600, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote: :) I think you are missing my point here. The plumber who is skilled in a trade probably thinks you are an idiot when you manage to mangle your own pipes and have to call him

Re: Bad programming considered harmless

2001-02-02 Thread Aaron Trevena
There is nothing wrong with bad programming. Sure, don't pay for it, sure don't use it for anything important or anything that will affect other people's lives. But lots of people get satisfaction and reward from making bad programs, just like they get satisfaction from singing badly in the