Re: Current State of Auntie Beeb

2012-10-06 Thread Victoria Conlan
Out of interest which bits of the Beeb are still Perl? Are l.pm-ers still there? And where does http://news.bbc.co.uk fit into everything these days? We've poached a couple of people from the beeb here, they still have a LOT of perl developers though, pretty sure there are still plenty of peopl

Re: [ANNOUNCE] London Perl Workshop social, Friday 2011-11-11, The Gunmakers, Clerkenwell

2011-11-12 Thread Victoria Conlan
As you are surely aware, the London Perl Workshop is this Saturday. In Oh crap. Ever get one of those "I knew I was forgetting something" moments?

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
And all that time you waste showering and getting dressed! You think I shower and dress for work? Pfft. You can tell you work on a different floor to me!

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
Yeah, it would be interesting to do a large scale study on productivity/culture for remote versus office based setups. I know I was a lot more productive before my manager unceremoniously halved my working from home allowance, so now I spend much more time on trains and rushing around trying

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
not in london, but very nice location ;) Not that I don't think everywhere is nicer than London, but ... could you be more specific?

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
If you want to be a fisherman, it helps to live near the sea. If you want to be a fisherman and not live near the sea and then complain about it, fine, but don't expect many others to be sympathetic. Did I mention we* once got an ex-lighthouse keeper with no computing experience whatsoever ap

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-28 Thread Victoria Conlan
We are. We had someone start just a coupla days ago, and we're still looking for MOAR PEEPUL. Hmm, maybe you lot just scare me too much. :-P I think I've forgotten how to write code now, anyhow. :-(

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-28 Thread Victoria Conlan
Next you'll be asking if the permies got a pay rise this year or if their pension fund[1] didn't get raided. I got a pay rise, at the cost of signing up to their stupid pension fund raiding scheme. As with most things around here, I tutted to anyone willing to listen, and did nothing more abo

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-28 Thread Victoria Conlan
Auntie is ALWAYS looking for perl people. ALWAYS. Really? I've been shunted into a non-programming job for the last year precisely because they aren't.

Re: Perl Skills Test

2011-09-27 Thread Victoria Conlan
At an interview with Auntie a few years ago, they gave me a Perl script and asked me to highlight all the problems/errors in it. Not sure if they were flattering me, but I found quite a few they didn't seem to be aware of.. I've been on the other side of that interview. I was astonished by

Re: Part-time Perl Developer Position based Reading, UK

2011-05-25 Thread Victoria Conlan
/Really/ fed up with commuting this week. I think perl folks are particularly suited to remote work. Yeah, shame my job now involves 0% code writing. :'(

Re: Part-time Perl Developer Position based Reading, UK

2011-05-24 Thread Victoria Conlan
For a part-time job, I would expect the advert to say how many hours/days per week are involved. When hours/days are not mentioned I assume they want a small number of odd hours and some on-call stuff - without having to pay a FT staffer an on-call bonus :-/ Personally I'd love a job like tha

Re: Junior-mid level Perl (Victoria Conlan)

2011-05-02 Thread Victoria Conlan
Specifically, it must be butter. No butter, no shortbread. I've found that vegan buttery-style margarine is acceptable. Especially if you replace half of the flour with ground almonds. Pop over, I'll make you it some time. Some kind of amaretto? (the macaroon, not the spirit: http://en.wiki

Re: Junior-mid level Perl

2011-04-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
'Used' sloes can also be used in biscuits, flapjack and presumably cakes. I was thinking of using up a cupful in a fruitcake this weekend. Splendid idea. I tend to win or come 2nd in the local gardening club fruit cake making competition (yes, I was one of those who once came 3rd in a compet

Re: Junior-mid level Perl

2011-04-28 Thread Victoria Conlan
I was just thinking that surely a Bloody Mary is 1 of your 5-a-day. How about sloe gin? If you make sloe gin you can use the gin-soaked sloes later as an ice-cream topping, apparently. :-) (We did it with vodka raspberries, which were very very nice!)

Re: Junior-mid level Perl (Victoria Conlan)

2011-04-27 Thread Victoria Conlan
Vegan shortbread? WTH. The short(ening) agent in Short Bread = fat. Specifically, it must be butter. No butter, no shortbread. I've found that vegan buttery-style margarine is acceptable. Especially if you replace half of the flour with ground almonds. Pop over, I'll make you it some tim

Re: Junior-mid level Perl

2011-04-27 Thread Victoria Conlan
Also: geek-operated mojito bars in the caribbean. Having just returned from a slightly overly rich-Americans-taking-over kind of trip to St.Lucia (got a bit fed up with "no, we're not rich American tourists, we can't afford to pay you 20 dollars just to take a rope and tie the boat to a bouy f

Re: Junior-mid level Perl (Victoria Conlan)

2011-04-27 Thread Victoria Conlan
I still favour getting the hell out of IT and setting up a tea shop, though. (tea and cakes at my place when I do so!) Victoria(n) sponge cakes? But of course! I also do a pretty nifty chocolate fudge cake, and a hugely calorific sachertorte, plus very nice vegan shortbread. I am going to g

Re: Junior-mid level Perl

2011-04-27 Thread Victoria Conlan
There's enough of a demand for Perl devs in London that a lot of companies that are looking to hire in that space are willing to hire people with OO-PHP/Python experience. That's good to hear. I'm alternating between excitement and terror at the prospect of being back on the job market. :-/

Re: Jobs in London

2011-03-22 Thread Victoria Conlan
You're getting a lot of bikeshedding here. Summary: there's a shortage of perl programmers in London right now. Go back through jobs.perl.org and as far as I know, many of those folks are still hiring. I've had two contract offers this cycle with some other interesting things going on in the bac

Re: Scotch!

2010-06-01 Thread Victoria Conlan
Here's what you all missed by not coming to the emergency social at the Britannia: http://abuse.mooli.org.uk/dscf3859.jpg Blimey. I seem to have missed the invite, can you send me the address for future reference (and visitation!) please? Ta.

Re: Cheap places in central London?

2010-05-11 Thread Victoria Conlan
(apologies for the late reply!) (although watch out for late rooms - I booked a room for my brother and his gf and her daughter, it was listed as a 'family room', but it turned out to be a double bed which was smaller than theirs at home, and the 3 of them were meant to share it!) The third

Re: Cheap places in central London?

2010-05-05 Thread Victoria Conlan
If they're after the basics, look at travelodge. I will never stay in a Travelodge again after staying at their one in Edinburgh. For what they charged, it was AWFUL. Fair enough. Personally, I've never had a bad one, although my like of them was a little diminished when they decided their

Re: Cheap places in central London?

2010-05-03 Thread Victoria Conlan
Now that the formalities are out of the way, my apologies for a completely off-topic email. I've some friends from the US who are struggling to find affordable accommodation in central London for my upcoming June wedding. Any suggestions? If they're after the basics, look at travelodge. T

Re: Advice on HTML editting

2010-04-30 Thread Victoria Conlan
That's about as easy as you can get and seems to satisfy OP's requirements. Thank you, Ovid + Peter. My problem is actually a little bit more complicated than described, but between the 2 examples as a starting point, it's looking a lot better all of a sudden. :-)

Re: Advice on HTML editting

2010-04-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
For this sort of thing, HTML::Parser should suffice. By default it just prints the HTML it's just parsed, so it's a case of writing a suitable handler to look for the appropriate IMG tags and then mutate them and print them. Ok, I'll give it a go. (I got as far as using LinkExtor to extract

Advice on HTML editting

2010-04-29 Thread Victoria Conlan
It's been a while since I actually got to write some Perl (considering what I do for a living!), so I thought I'd try and make this one as sensible as possible. I've hit a snag in my implementation. I have . I want to loop through them pick out all the image tags change the pat

Re: Lovefilm, yes or no?

2010-04-16 Thread Victoria Conlan
I don't know about anyone else here, but the only reason I would ever ask that question would be to turn down anyone who claimed to know more than 3. I'd make that 5 (since it's what's taught at school here) but yeah, I was thinking the same thing :) Thank you, you made me feel a lot better

Re: Lovefilm, yes or no?

2010-04-16 Thread Victoria Conlan
At that time I could remember about 100 digits so I had a dilemma, would I do better in the interview if I recited all 100 or perhaps 10? I don't know about anyone else here, but the only reason I would ever ask that question would be to turn down anyone who claimed to know more than 3. Fortu

Re: Working in London

2010-02-23 Thread Victoria Conlan
I don't know yet. The office is around Paddington, but I have no idea where that'd make me live apart from "hopefully not horribly far" :) Being near a mainline station you may even choose to live outside of London and commute. Which makes childcare both more and less complicated! (I curren

Re: Working in London

2010-02-23 Thread Victoria Conlan
Provided you are using a registered childcare provider (which you'd be mad not to) and your employers signs up to the scheme (which most employers have) then *each* parent can apply for ?243 of childcare vouchers each month which come off your gross salary so you pay no tax or NI. I don't kno

Re: No more IP for you

2010-01-27 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
Wow, I must have seen my first email warning of this peril almost 20 years ago For a second then I felt /really/ old. Then I realised that 20 years ago I was still at school. And I felt a lot* better. Thank you. :-)

Re: london.pm xmas xword

2009-12-19 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
I've checked the clues/answers, hopefully I've fixed any mistakes.. if anybody spots any let me know and I'll fix and republish. It may not be relevant as I've just skimmed it and my brain is fuddled from an extended Christmas-present-wrapping session, but would you mind posting the full quest

Re: Open contracts

2009-11-14 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
In particular I had a mail a couple of days ago from everyone's favourite "we don't use Perl any more - it's all Java and PHP now" broadcaster. It was about a Perl role. Was it a permanent or contract role? I spotted a senior perl person job advertised today, about an hour after I'd had the

Re: Nuxeo

2009-10-11 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
Long shot, but is there anyone out there with Nuxeo skillz? Not personally, but 2 people on my team are currently using it. What kind of skillzet are you looking for?

Re: Anyone hiring at the moment?

2009-09-29 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
Thanks James. I'm going to have to move to bloody London aren't I? :) You could be the single solitary perl coder who volunteers to work at BBC North ... Oi, that's my slot!

Re: London.pm Technical Meeting 30th July 2009

2009-07-29 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
I won't be able to come along (too late to sign up now, and East Anglia trains have kindly decided to go on strike every Thurs/Fri of the next month or so!), but I'd love to hear what comes out of this one: Dave Cross - Why do so many companies re-invent well-known CPAN modules badly and end up

Re: How we see CVs

2009-04-02 Thread Victoria Conlan (vi...@comps.org)
This is great, http://www.hanovsolutions.com/resume_comic.png I thought we had banned jokes on the list on the grounds that it discriminated against those without a sense of humour ... IMHO I would suggest it's too accurate to be a joke. More a guideline/warning.