Heh, this just came in from our network/it guy. Windows just cracks me up.
-Charles Subject: URGENT Microsoft patches *** URGENT *** IfA Windows PC (including SunPCI card) users, Several Microsoft security problems, one of which could allow hackers to get full control of your Windows PC simply by sending you email, have been discovered. ALL versions of Windows may be vulnerable. It is ESSENTIAL that you patch your Windows PCs (including SunPCI card PCs) IMMEDIATELY, as follows: 1. Go to http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com 2. Click on "Product Updates". 3. Install everything from the section titled "Critical Updates and Security Packs". These may need to be installed one at a time, with reboots in between. Therefore, this may require several reboots. After each reboot, you should re-visit http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com and repeat the above steps (2,3) till you've installed everything from the section titled "Critical Updates and Security Packs". Please do this immediately.