A man stumbled into the emergency room dressed in a medieval bard's outfit, 
clutching his stomach with one hand and moaning in agony. With his free hand he 
was clutching a lute, which he dropped on the floor in front of the nurse's 
station. He then collapsed in a heap on the floor, rolled himself into a fetal 
position, and began to moan much louder. Fearing serious food poisoning, 
doctors quickly brought a stretcher out and rolled him into the bowels of the 
ER. Half an hour later, the man walked past the nurse and out the door, 
whistling happily to himself. Noticing that the man looked much healthier, the 
nurse asked one of the doctors what was ailing the man. The doctor shrugged and 
said "nothing big, just minstrel cramps." 

Craig


                
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