Cooking With Dexter
Happy-Meal Me

By PETE WELLS
The New York Times
October 4, 2009

At 5, Dexter has reached the age when schoolyard friends tell him 
things his parents have kept from him.

"Luke says there's a restaurant called McDonald's," he reported one day.

There was no point denying it, so I asked him what else he learned.

"He says that other kids eat there, but we don't. And he says that 
the food is bad for you."

It seemed as if Luke's nutritional views might enable us to keep 
Dexter away from the golden arches indefinitely, but a few months 
later he brought it up again. This time he wanted to try it.

Many, maybe even most, Americans have relationships with McDonald's 
that are at least as complex and rich as the ones we have with other 
people. Years ago a cheeseburger, fries and hot apple pie meant that 
I'd been a good boy, that my mother loved me. Later, chicken 
McNuggets provided the quick dinner break that helped me struggle 
through a summer job in telephone sales for which I was spectacularly 
ill suited. In the past two decades the chain has been little more 
for me than a source of palatable coffee on the Interstates, but 
going there always triggers a rumble of old emotions. And now, as I 
knew it would, fatherhood has changed my relationship with McDonald's 
again.

In the meantime, the country's attitude toward the chain has grown 
more fraught: among some people, it has become a symbol of everything 
wrong with the way we eat. Of course, French fries and sodas were 
already called junk food when I was a boy, but no teenagers had yet 
tried to sue McDonald's for making them fat, and no filmmaker had 
documented the decline in his health during a month of eating every 
meal there.

For some well-meaning parents, McDonald's is anathema. They would no 
sooner take the family out for Happy Meals than they would let their 
kids follow the meal with a postprandial cigarette. My convictions 
aren't quite that strong, but Dexter's friend pretty much got it 
right: Other kids eat there. Mine don't. For one thing, there are 
roughly a thousand restaurants in New York City that are more 
interesting. Because we have so many alternatives (and also, I 
suspect, because we watch very little television), McDonald's hasn't 
had much opportunity to seize Dexter's young imagination.

But seize it will, and seize it did. When my wife, Susan, was out of 
town, Dexter and I walked the two blocks to our neighborhood 
McDonald's with his younger brother, Elliot, in the stroller. I 
ordered the newish Angus Third Pounder and enjoyed it reasonably 
well. The boys had Happy Meals with McNuggets, fries and milk. For 
dessert, I bought two apple pies.

Dexter immediately asked why he saw the yellow McDonald's M 
everywhere. How do you explain one of the world's most sophisticated 
marketing machines to a 5-year-old? Nor did I have a ready answer for 
his next question: "What's in the food that makes it bad for you?"

The milk was fortified with vitamins A and D and contained 1 percent 
fat. No harm there. With the fries and McNuggets, we enter the 
polysyllabic realm of ingredients I don't keep in my kitchen: mono- 
and diglycerides, tertiary butylhydroquinone, a number of phosphates, 
dimethylpolysiloxane. The last one is used as a lubricant, a 
dry-cleaning solution, an aquarium sealant, a component of the tiles 
that let spacecraft plunge through the atmosphere without burning up, 
a treatment for head lice and the thing that makes Silly Putty 
elastic. McDonald's adds it to cooking oil to avoid foaming. I can't 
find any convincing evidence that it is bad for you.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/04/magazine/04food-t-000.html

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