Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-04 Thread Richard Irving
Pendergrass, Greg wrote: > Well, they already eat into your profits. In Nibbles, or in Bytes ? :P -Original Message- From: Wayne E. Bouchard [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 01 April 2005 22:34 To: Fergie (Paul Ferguson) Cc: nanog@merit.edu Subject: Re: Cisco to merge with Nabi

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-04 Thread Pendergrass, Greg
Well, they already eat into your profits. -Original Message- From: Wayne E. Bouchard [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 01 April 2005 22:34 To: Fergie (Paul Ferguson) Cc: nanog@merit.edu Subject: Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco Does this mean our routers will be edible? :-) On Fri

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-04 Thread Pendergrass, Greg
It gives number crunching an entirely new meaning. -Original Message- From: Bill Nash [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 01 April 2005 19:09 To: Church, Chuck Cc: nanog@merit.edu Subject: RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Church, Chuck wrote: > > Incorrectly

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-02 Thread Randy Bush
hey joe, > If randy can tell me how to preemptively configure filter recognition > for 'chitchat', then I'll send him some cookies. No points for > reactive, since that is the present mode. if we could clearly define email classification algorithms, with negligible alpha and beta error bounds

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Wayne E. Bouchard
On Fri, Apr 01, 2005 at 10:09:12AM -0800, Bill Nash wrote: > > On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Church, Chuck wrote: > > > > >Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND > >indigestion. > > > > Is this mitigated by activating Nabisco Express Forwarding? . o O ( aka diarrhea? ) -

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Wayne E. Bouchard
Does this mean our routers will be edible? :-) On Fri, Apr 01, 2005 at 04:45:17PM +, Fergie (Paul Ferguson) wrote: > > > Priceless. ;-) > > The Register: > Published Friday 1st April 2005 15:22 GMT > > "Cisco Systems and Kraft Foods shocked investors today > with an unlikely mega-acquisit

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread Randy Bush
> and nanog-linkexchange :-) Sometimes I think people post links so > they can incite flame wars without actually looking like a flame war > participant. and i think they do it because they don't know how to set up their own blog so they can tell the grandkids what they read today. randy

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread John Kristoff
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 15:02:06 -0500 Joe Provo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I have as much humour as the next guy, but [insert renewed call for > nanog-chat or nanog-social or whatever would keep the chitchat in a > different blasted bucket]. Heck, if this is the general bucket than and nanog-li

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread Jay R. Ashworth
On Fri, Apr 01, 2005 at 03:02:06PM -0500, Joe Provo wrote: > On Fri, Apr 01, 2005 at 11:45:16AM -0800, Bill Woodcock wrote: > > ...the "reformed" NANOG list moderation committee seems to suffer > > foolishness somewhat more gladly than the old regime. Could we have a > > little more backbone in

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Jay R. Ashworth
On Fri, Apr 01, 2005 at 09:33:16AM -0800, Bill Nash wrote: > 'Network devices are rated by total packet volume, not chassis weight. > Packets may settle during shipping.' No, Bill, that's the VoIP thread. Pay attention. Cheers, -- jra -- Jay R. Ashworth

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Jay Hennigan
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Bill Nash wrote: > On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Church, Chuck wrote: > > > > Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND > > indigestion. > > Is this mitigated by activating Nabisco Express Forwarding? Yes, but this is only available with the Gastric Bypass fe

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread Joe Provo
On Fri, Apr 01, 2005 at 11:45:16AM -0800, Bill Woodcock wrote: > > ...the "reformed" NANOG list moderation committee seems to suffer > foolishness somewhat more gladly than the old regime. Could we have a > little more backbone in the moderation, please? I don't want to be > reading about cr

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Ejay Hire
They don't already? -ejay > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Church, Chuck > Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 11:54 AM > To: nanog@merit.edu > Subject: RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco > > > Incorrect

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread Bill Nash
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Bill Woodcock wrote: ...the "reformed" NANOG list moderation committee seems to suffer foolishness somewhat more gladly than the old regime. Could we have a little more backbone in the moderation, please? I don't want to be reading about crackers until this time next year. "In

Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread Randy Bush
> ...the "reformed" NANOG list moderation committee seems to suffer > foolishness somewhat more gladly than the old regime. Could we have a > little more backbone in the moderation, please? I don't want to be > reading about crackers until this time next year. fix your mail reader's filters,

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Robert Bonomi
> From [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fri Apr 1 13:19:44 2005 > Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:18:38 +0100 > From: Richard Cox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: nanog@merit.edu > Subject: Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco > > > On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 10:15:55 -0800 > "Dave Hilton" &

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Andy Grosser
You mean SNACK engineers, right? - Andy > Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 13:35:11 -0600 > From: "Church, Chuck" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: Bill Nash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Cc: nanog@merit.edu > Subject: RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco > > > Yes. According t

Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)

2005-04-01 Thread Bill Woodcock
...the "reformed" NANOG list moderation committee seems to suffer foolishness somewhat more gladly than the old regime. Could we have a little more backbone in the moderation, please? I don't want to be reading about crackers until this time next year. -Bill

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Church, Chuck
CTED] PGP key: http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x4371A48D -Original Message- From: Bill Nash [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 1:09 PM To: Church, Chuck Cc: nanog@merit.edu Subject: RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Church, Chu

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Michael Moscovitch
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Steve Sobol wrote: > > "Church, Chuck" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND > > indigestion. > > I wonder how they're going to integrate Chips Ahoy into the existing Cisco > lineup. Nabisco always used to advert

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Richard Cox
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 10:15:55 -0800 "Dave Hilton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Must we now redefine "nibbles" & "bytes". Well, I guess remote configs will have to be disabled - from now on the only permitted access will be via the cereal port ... Richard

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Steve Sobol
"Church, Chuck" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND > indigestion. I wonder how they're going to integrate Chips Ahoy into the existing Cisco lineup. Nabisco always used to advertise that Chips Ahoy has far more chips than any of the

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Valdis . Kletnieks
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 10:15:55 PST, Dave Hilton said: > > Must we now redefine "nibbles" & "bytes". > Read RFC4042 - they've just been increased 12.5%. Supersize-me! :) pgpQxtmI8nUVh.pgp Description: PGP signature

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread bob
Resellers beware- New distribution channels will be opened up, Girl Scouts will soon be seen offering byte-able cookies in blue-green boxes, door to door and in unlikely places! Stale inventory is not expected to become a problem even with the increased distribution.

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Dave Hilton
Must we now redefine "nibbles" & "bytes".

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Robert Boyle
At 01:09 PM 4/1/2005, you wrote: On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Church, Chuck wrote: Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND indigestion. Is this mitigated by activating Nabisco Express Forwarding? That would be really bad! You would almost immediately gain 300lbs if you enabled

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Bill Nash
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Church, Chuck wrote: Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND indigestion. Is this mitigated by activating Nabisco Express Forwarding?

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Church, Chuck
Incorrectly chosen switching path can now result in lost packets AND indigestion. Chuck -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Dave Hilton Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 12:44 PM To: nanog@merit.edu Subject: RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Robert Bonomi
> From [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fri Apr 1 11:30:15 2005 > Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 09:33:16 -0800 (PST) > From: Bill Nash <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: Robert Boyle <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Cc: nanog@merit.edu > Subject: Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco > > >

RE: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Dave Hilton
Runts are hereinafter referred to as crumbs. Hilton

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Bill Nash
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Robert Boyle wrote: Brilliant move Cisco! This should give Cisco a keen and unprecedented insight into the inner workings of the cracker culture which will enable better network security. 'Network devices are rated by total packet volume, not chassis weight. Packets may sett

Re: Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Robert Boyle
At 11:45 AM 4/1/2005, you wrote: Priceless. ;-) The Register: Published Friday 1st April 2005 15:22 GMT "Cisco Systems and Kraft Foods shocked investors today with an unlikely mega-acquisition that will see Cisco buy Kraft's Nabisco unit for $15bn. Perhaps even more surprising, former RJR Nabisco a

Cisco to merge with Nabisco

2005-04-01 Thread Fergie (Paul Ferguson)
Priceless. ;-) The Register: Published Friday 1st April 2005 15:22 GMT "Cisco Systems and Kraft Foods shocked investors today with an unlikely mega-acquisition that will see Cisco buy Kraft's Nabisco unit for $15bn. Perhaps even more surprising, former RJR Nabisco and IBM CEO Lou Gerstner has c