On Mon, 24 Jun 2002 07:45:06 -0700 shane <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 > > On Monday 24 June 2002 07:02 am, Lyvim Xaphir did speak unto the huddled > masses, saying: > > > > Well, it is only for the Wal-mart online store at this time. They are > > > already advertising Lindows though they have not completed the EULA for > > > that one. > > > > Heck, this is better than the first time I kissed a girl. ;) > > > > Well, not really. > > > > But it's up there! :) > > i bet that first time girl would be real glad to hear that.... ;) > > reminds me of the beer commercial where she is in her nighty and puts on > satin sheets and he doesn't care, but she gets out beer and he runs up the > stairs. how would that make you feel? i can't even imagine sex so bad and > beer so good i would behave like that.... > > i enjoy linux, and love mandrake, but my says "honey...." and i am there. > ;) >
hmm.. how about this: your first kiss is happening two seconds from now. she's right before you, and you accidentally slip over, smash her nose with your forehead, she ends up biting your eyebrow, you both fall down, and in the way she desperately tries to grab onto something to break her fall, only to scratch you all over. you both end up bruised on the floor, one on top of the other, and right in that moment her mother walks into the room. with any luck, pretty much everything in the rest of your life will be better than that, including the 10 years of therapy you will need before you even think of trying again ;o) Damian
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