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[9] Goodbye and good riddance to the Dell!
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
As we come to grief there yet again 2-1. A Wes own goal (quite a spectacular effort)
and Pahars doing the damage, with Giggsy replying after we finally got our arses in
gear in the second half.
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[8] Clegg wanted by Wycombe
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
Another Teamt**k punt reckons Wycombe want George on a permanent basis
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[7] Rio tells Dyer to say no to us?
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
According to Midas, Dyers cam corder mate Rio Ferdinand has told him to snub us and
reckons the sheep are about to put a bid in themselves.
Whatever
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[6] Yonners after Nicky?
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
According to Teamt**k Blackburn are preparing to bid for Nicky Butt for 7 million.
This story should be approached with the usual caution where the source is concerned!
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[5] Opta stats
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
Saints first
36 Games 36
ATTACKING
35 Goals scored 77
0.97 Ave goals per game 2.14
40% Shooting Accuracy 45%
9% Goals to shots % 14%
PASSING
12754 Passes 18930
68% Pass completion % 79%
DEFENDING
74% Tackle success rate % 75%
45 Goals conceded 26
1.25 Ave goals conceded per game 0.72
DISCIPLINE
514 Fouls 432
47 Yellow cards 41
1 Red cards 3
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[4] Fowler linked with us (again)
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
Soccernet are at it this time, saying he has been told he can leave the theives den,
and he's ours for £15 million.
Given that, according to one bin dipper director: 'we wouldn't sell them (us) a corner
flag, never mind a player'I can't see it myself, even if he's a toffee under all that
Carlsberg wrapping.
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[3] Fergie still wants his Teddy
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
'I've spoken to Teddy and told him clearly that I don't want him to leave.
'We had the same conversation 12 months ago and he stayed. Now he knows there is still
a place for him at United.'
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[2] Best turn the Bulls**t detectors on full
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
As the St Michael is God stories will be doing the rounds. Totally anonomous for 80
minutes then one goalmouth scramble and a dodgy haircut goalkeeping error later and
BFR instantly makes him man of the match. Thick as theives.
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[1] My Little Pony (tail)
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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2001 by tb:
On why he left the Arse to go to Barca:
"I was not angry when I left England - I was tired. I was like Patrick Vieira, fed up
with finishing second."
Shame that
