Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread asbzone
It was funny, though, in a non-hygienic sort of way. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry -Original Message- From: Doug Hampshire dhampsh...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:20:38 To: NT System Admin Issuesntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny

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2009-08-21 Thread James Kerr
not bad, not bad - Original Message - From: asbz...@gmail.com To: NT System Admin Issues Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:24 PM Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny It was funny, though, in a non-hygienic sort of way. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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2009-08-21 Thread RichardMcClary
@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny crickets chirping On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Rob Bonfiglio
never trust a fart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MfdqM3gaQ On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Ben Scott
\On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: The old man said, I thought it was GAS.. But I was wrong, too! Trust Shook to come up with a poop joke. -- Ben ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~

RE: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Andy Shook
That's a crappy thing to say Shook -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 3:03 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny \On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: The old man

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2009-08-21 Thread Richard Stovall
Scatologically speaking, I'd have to agree. -Original Message- From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 3:05 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny That's a crappy thing to say Shook -Original Message- From: Ben

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2009-08-21 Thread Steve Kelsay
He thought it was funny, but it was snot. -Original Message- From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 3:05 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny That's a crappy thing to say Shook -Original Message- From: Ben Scott

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2009-08-21 Thread Daniel Rodriguez
Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed a little to hard and now my chest hurts. Good thing I still have some oxycodone left. :) On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN Two medical students

RE: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Richard Stovall
Quick, name the movie - ���You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.��� No Googling or Binging allowed. From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:drod...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home

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2009-08-21 Thread Andy Shook
Princess bride? Shook From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov...@researchdata.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:33 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Quick, name the movi�You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight. No Googling or Binging

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2009-08-21 Thread Damien Solodow
Spaceballs -- Sent using BlackBerry From: Richard Stovall richard.stov...@researchdata.com To: NT System Admin Issues ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Sent: Fri Aug 21 16:33:14 2009 Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Quick, name

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Eric Wittersheim
:* Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed a little to hard and now my chest hurts. Good thing I still have some oxycodone left. :) On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy

RE: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Terry Fryrear
Beetlejuice From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov...@researchdata.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:33 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Quick, name the movie ?You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.??? No Googling

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2009-08-21 Thread Chris Orovet
Funny Beetlejuice From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov...@researchdata.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:33 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Quick, name the movie ?You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.??? No Googling

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2009-08-21 Thread Richard Stovall
AHHHKK. (Buzzer sound (as opposed to a *DING*)) From: Damien Solodow [mailto:damien.solo...@harrison.edu] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:35 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Spaceballs -- Sent using BlackBerry

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2009-08-21 Thread Richard Stovall
AHHHKK. (Buzzer sound (as opposed to a *DING*)) From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:36 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Princess bride? Shook From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov...@researchdata.com

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2009-08-21 Thread Richard Stovall
AHHHKK. (Buzzer sound (as opposed to a *DING*)) From: Eric Wittersheim [mailto:eric.wittersh...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:37 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Space Balls On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 3:33 PM, Richard Stovall richard.stov

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2009-08-21 Thread Richard Stovall
We have a winner! From: Terry Fryrear [mailto:tfryr...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 7:41 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Beetlejuice From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov...@researchdata.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:33 PM To: NT

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Orland, Kathleen
Wishing you a speedy recovery and much improved good health :) - Original Message - From: Daniel Rodriguez To: NT System Admin Issues Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:21 PM Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed

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2009-08-21 Thread Raper, Jonathan
::mailto:%20jra...@eaglemds.com www.eaglemds.comBLOCKED::http://www.eaglemds.com/ From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:drod...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Fogarty, Richard R CTR USA USASOC
Fryrear [mailto:tfryr...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 7:41 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Beetlejuice From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov...@researchdata.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:33 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread John Cook
Beetlejuice John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families Sent to you from my Blackberry in the Cloud From: Richard Stovall To: NT System Admin Issues Sent: Fri Aug 21 16:33:14 2009 Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Quick, name the movie You can't

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Daniel Rodriguez
Issues *Subject:* Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed a little to hard and now my chest hurts. Good thing I still have some oxycodone left. :) On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS

RE: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Jim Majorowicz
I am disappointed in your lack of geek knowledge young padawan. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 1:36 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny Princess bride? Shook From: Richard Stovall [mailto:richard.stov

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Doug Hampshire
] *Sent:* Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed a little to hard and now my chest hurts. Good thing I still have some oxycodone left. :) On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06

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2009-08-21 Thread Don Kuhlman
Speedy Recover and best of health to you Daniel - get better and rest up! From: Daniel Rodriguez drod...@gmail.com To: NT System Admin Issues ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 3:21:38 PM Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Am

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2009-08-21 Thread Kurt Buff
...@eaglemds.com www.eaglemds.com From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:drod...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed a little

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2009-08-21 Thread Daniel Rodriguez
...@eaglemds.com www.eaglemds.com From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:drod...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, August 21, 2009 4:22 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny Am at home resting because I just had open heart surgery. Laughed

OT: Friday funny

2009-08-07 Thread Peter van Houten
Apologies for the HTML (and the content) but I think others on the list might enjoy these as much as I do. His web site is just as weird: http://chucknorris.com -- Chuck (not)

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2009-08-07 Thread Kurt Buff
http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/810 On Fri, Aug 7, 2009 at 08:46, Peter van Houtenpeter...@gmail.com wrote: Apologies for the HTML (and the content) but I think others on the list might enjoy these as much as I do. His web site is just as weird: http://chucknorris.com -- Chuck (not)

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2009-08-07 Thread Jonathan Link
That is awesome! On Fri, Aug 7, 2009 at 4:50 PM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: http://www.schneierfacts.com/fact/810 On Fri, Aug 7, 2009 at 08:46, Peter van Houtenpeter...@gmail.com wrote: Apologies for the HTML (and the content) but I think others on the list might enjoy these as

OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

2009-07-17 Thread Sherry Abercrombie
Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get you through the long day/night you have scheduled. Warning, some may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel motorcycle story.(1, 3 12

Re: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

2009-07-17 Thread Andrew Laya
What a riot. Thanks Sherry! BTW - if you liked the motorcycle and squirrel story, the story's author (and a fellow sysadmin) Daniel Mayer has lots more like it (as well as a published book series) on his website at www.lifeisaroad.com. Enjoy. Andrew On 7/17/09, Sherry Abercrombie

Re: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart

2009-07-17 Thread Sherry Abercrombie
Oh cool, I did not know that he was a sysadmin also. On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 9:35 AM, Andrew Laya andrew.l...@gmail.com wrote: What a riot. Thanks Sherry! BTW - if you liked the motorcycle and squirrel story, the story's author (and a fellow sysadmin) Daniel Mayer has lots more like it (as

OT: Friday Funny

2009-03-06 Thread Roger Wright
http://deadspin.com/5164205/entire-state-of-maryland-roped-into-online-p rank-war Roger Wright Network Administrator Evatone, Inc. 727.572.7076 x388 _ I've never recognized any elevation above that of salesman. - Thomas Watson, IBM's first president ~

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2009-03-06 Thread Clayton Doige
That's hilarious 2009/3/6 Roger Wright rwri...@evatone.com http://deadspin.com/5164205/entire-state-of-maryland-roped-into-online-prank-war Roger Wright Network Administrator Evatone, Inc. 727.572.7076 x388 [image: ET E-mail Signature Logo] _ I've never

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2009-03-06 Thread Micheal Espinola Jr
WOW!!! -- ME2 On Fri, Mar 6, 2009 at 9:52 AM, Clayton Doige clayton.do...@gmail.com wrote: That's hilarious 2009/3/6 Roger Wright rwri...@evatone.com http://deadspin.com/5164205/entire-state-of-maryland-roped-into-online-prank-war Roger Wright Network Administrator

OT: Friday Funny

2008-08-15 Thread Roger Wright
http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Roger Wright Network Administrator Evatone, Inc. 727.572.7076 x388 _ ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2008-08-15 Thread RichardMcClary
I really NEEDED!!! that today - thanks! -- Richard McClary, Systems Administrator ASPCA Knowledge Management 1717 S Philo Rd, Ste 36, Urbana, IL 61802 217-337-9761 http://www.aspca.org Roger Wright [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote on 08/15/2008 01:43:13 PM:

Re: OT: Friday Funny

2008-05-25 Thread James Rankin
I'm going to start spamming them with offers of literacy courses, grammatical instruction and cut-price dictionaries 2008/5/23 Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED]: Got to love those SPAMMERS... ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~

RE: OT: Friday Funny

2008-05-25 Thread Christopher J. Bosak
Don't forget self-help books. From: James Rankin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, May 25, 2008 05:28 hrs. To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny I'm going to start spamming them with offers of literacy courses, grammatical instruction and cut-price dictionaries

OT: Friday Funny

2008-05-23 Thread Tom Strader
Got to love those SPAMMERS... ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~Outlook.jpg

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2008-05-23 Thread Lee Douglas
Does it hurt to pruchase? I'd think so, but I've never tried it... On Fri, May 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Got to love those SPAMMERS... ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~

OT: friday funny: LIFE'S RULES

2008-05-16 Thread Michael B. Smith
Things have been too quiet today... So here we go! --- Life's Rules 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

OT: Friday Funny Video

2008-04-25 Thread Sherry Abercrombie
Clayton sent me this link a couple of weeks ago, Paul Anka sings Nirvana.it's great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with

Re: OT: Friday Funny Link

2008-03-31 Thread Micheal Espinola Jr
Some good ones there! Two more that can be very funny, but are *occasionally* NSFW: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic (subject is typically gaming industry related) http://www.sinfest.net/ (subject is typically men vs women or good vs evil) On Mon, Mar 31, 2008 at 12:07 AM, Kurt Buff

Re: OT: Friday Funny Link

2008-03-31 Thread Angus Scott-Fleming
On 30 Mar 2008 at 20:07, Kurt Buff wrote: My favorite time-wasters are web comics. These are my favorites: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com http://agirlandherfed.com http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/brathalla Try http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/brathalla.php http://www.xkcd.com

Re: OT: Friday Funny Link

2008-03-30 Thread Angus Scott-Fleming
On 28 Mar 2008 at 12:44, Bill Lambert wrote: For those who enjoy British humor, this site is by a talented writer and for some reason he keeps me in stitchesthought I´d share: http://www.mil-millington.com/ Counterpoint ... linux/geek humor

Re: OT: Friday Funny Link

2008-03-30 Thread Kurt Buff
On Sun, Mar 30, 2008 at 6:45 PM, Angus Scott-Fleming [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On 28 Mar 2008 at 12:44, Bill Lambert wrote: For those who enjoy British humor, this site is by a talented writer and for some reason he keeps me in stitchesthought I´d share:

OT: Friday Funny

2008-02-08 Thread Eric Woodford
Not sure if you've seen this, but here's your 5 minute management course.. Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and

OT: FRIDAY FUNNY: So you think that you have seen everything

2008-02-01 Thread Tom Strader
An archeological team, digging in Washington DC , has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician. ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm

OT: Friday Funny

2008-01-25 Thread Andy Shook
You might be a Redneck Taliban if You might be a Redneck Taliban if... ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. ...You have more wives than teeth. ...You think vests

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