I am sorry, this is dangerously close to offtopic humor, and you'll have to move your old ass to the off topic list, where we can pump you up with Viagra, and return your sense of youth, humor, and satisfaction to you.
-----Original Message----- To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 1/3/2002 9:13 PM Well, if "performance" is all that important, I guess there is always Viagra? (signed) el fundamento viejo ORACLE-L Digest -- Volume 2001, Number 363 > ------------------------------ > > From: "Mohan, Ross" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2001 15:55:32 -0500 > Subject: RE: DBA_TAB_MODIFICATIONS - Performance impact? > > This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand > this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. > > ------_=_NextPart_001_01C18FE1.FD6B0F30 > Content-Type: text/plain; > charset="iso-8859-1" > > LoL timed sadistics???? > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Tiny Wireless Camera under $80! Order Now! FREE VCR Commander! Click Here - Only 1 Day Left! http://us.click.yahoo.com/WoOlbB/7.PDAA/ySSFAA/o7folB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To talk about oracle database issues: subscribe to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To do the offtopic(OT) thing. post here :) To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).