----- Original Message ----- From: "M A Craster" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Stephen & Anne" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, April 26, 2002 1:11 AM Subject: Fw: Morals!
> Dear Anne > > My friend in Perth sent this to me, thought you would enjoy it. > > Love > > Eilidh > > > > > Very true > > > Subject: FW: Morals! > > > > > > A couple went on a vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband > > liked > > > to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. > > > > > > One morning, the husband returned after several hours of fishing and > > decided > > > to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familar with the lake, the > wife > > > decided to take the boat, She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and > > > returned to reading her book. > > > > > > Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and > said. > > " > > > Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"? > > > > > > "Reading my book", she replied.... as she thought to herself, "duh----- > > > isn't it obvious?" > > > > > > "You're in a restricted fishing area" he informed her. > > > > > > "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" > > > > > > "Yes. but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and > write > > > you up". > > > > > > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with attempted rape", snapped > the > > > irate woman. > > > > > > "But, I haven't even touched you", groused the sheriff. > > > > > > "Yes, thats true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment". > > > > > > MORAL; Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she > > can > > > also THINK > > > > > > > > > > > > Disclaimer. > > > > > > This e-mail is private and confidential. If you are not the intended > > > recipient, please advise us by return e-mail immediately, and delete > > > the e-mail and any attachments without using or disclosing the > > > contents in any way. The views expressed in this e-mail are those > > > of the author, and do not represent those of this company unless > > > this is clearly indicated. > > > > > > You should scan this e-mail and any attachments for viruses. > > > > > > This company accepts no liability for any direct or indirect > > > damage or loss resulting from the use of any attachments to this e-mail. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
