A Small Country with a Moustache:
Why Amnon Dankner Sacked his Satire Columnist?

The following piece was published last week in Israeli daily Ma'ariv's
chain of local magazines. Within 48 hours, Ma'ariv's editor in chief
fired its author, columnist Yehuda Nuriel. The item, part of Nuriel's
weekly column Midbar Yehuda (The Yehuda Desert), was titled "A brave and
moving response to the refusenik pilots. A must read..."

Yehuda Nuriel
10 Oct. 2003

Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to
fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.

What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence of our people, the
sustenance of our children and the freedom and independence of the
fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the
mission allotted it by the creator. The world has no reason for fighting
in our defense, and as a matter of principle God does not make cowardly
nations free.

Our nation wants peace because of its fundamental convictions. We want
peace also owing to the realization of the simple primitive fact that no
war would be likely essentially to alter the distress in our region. The
principal effect of every war is to destroy the flower of a nation. We
need peace and desires peace!

The war against our enemies cannot be conducted in a knightly fashion.
This struggle is one of ideologies and will have to be

Related:

   * The original Hebrew Version
     <http://www.kedma.co.il/opinion/opinionfile/NurielYeoda121003.htm>
     (from Kedma, Ma'ariv has removed the article from its own archive)
   * Forum discussion
     <http://e.walla.co.il/ts.cgi?tsscript=item.talkback&id=450214&max=0&path=214>
     on Walla (also in Hebrew)
   * Ma'ariv <http://images.maariv.co.il/> daily newspaper
   * Journalists' Weakness
     
<http://www.haaretz.co.il/hasite/pages/ShArt.jhtml?itemNo=350207&sw=%F0%E5%F8%E9%E0%EC>,
     from Haaretz (Hebrew only)

conducted with unprecedented, unmerciful and unrelenting harshness. Man
has become great through struggle. Whatever goal, man has reached is due
to his originality plus his brutality. If you do not fight, life will
never be won. The man who has no sense of history is like a man who has
no ears or eyes. It must be thoroughly understood that the lost land
will never be won back by solemn appeals to God, nor by hopes in any
United Nations, but only by the force of arms.

A single blow must destroy the enemy, without regard of losses. A
gigantic all-destroying blow. Success is the sole earthly judge of right
and wrong.

There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor,
Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love
of the Homeland. Universal education is the most corroding and
disintegrating poison that  liberalism  has ever invented for its own
destruction. One of the worst symptoms of decay was the increasing
cowardice in the face of responsibility, as well as the resultant
self-hatred in all things.

In actual fact the pacifistic-humane idea is perfectly all right perhaps
when one law rules the world. Therefore, first struggle and then perhaps
pacifism. Pacifism as the idea of the State, international law instead
of power - all are means to unman the people. They hold India up to us
as a model and what is called 'passive resistance.' True, they want to
make an India of us, a folk of dreams which turns away its face from
realities, in order that they can oppress it for all eternity.

What food did our press dish out to the people before the violent
events? Was it not the worst poison that can even be imagined? Wasn't
the worst kind of pacifism injected into the heart of our people at a
time when the rest of the world was preparing to throttle us, slowly but
surely? Even in peacetime didn't the press inspire the minds of the
people with doubt in the right of their own state? Was it not the press
which knew how to make the absurdity of 'democracy?'

A concerted and all-embracing attack must be made on unemployment in
order that the working class may be saved from ruin. Within four years
unemployment must be finally overcome. At the same time the conditions
necessary for a revival in trade and commerce are provided. Theater,
art, literature, cinema, press, posters, and window displays must be
cleansed of all manifestations of our rotting world and placed in the
service of a moral, political, and cultural idea.

The required message does not have multiple shadings; it has a positive
and a negative; love or hate, right or wrong, truth or lie, never half
this way and half that way. This is the very first condition which has
to be fulfilled in every kind of public relations: a systematically
one-sided attitude towards every problem that has to be dealt with. The
best means of defense is attack.

Ours is not a warlike nation. It is a soldierly one, which means it does
not want a war, but does not fear it. It loves peace but also loves its
honor and freedom. We will never allow anyone to divide this people once
more into camps, each fighting the other. The world will not help, the
people must help themselves. Its own strength is the source of life.
That strength the Almighty has given us to use; that in it and through
it, we may wage the battle of our life. May God Almighty give our work
His blessing, strengthen our purpose, and endow us with wisdom and the
trust of our people. Lord God, let us never hesitate or play the coward.

If we are forced to send the flowers of the nation into the hell of war
without the smallest fear, then surely we have the right to remove
millions of another race that breeds like vermin. For we are fighting
not for ourselves but for the whole country.

A. Schicklgruber*

*A. Schicklgruber was Adolf Hitler's original name. Ma'ariv's editors
were ignorant of this fact, and also failed to notice that the entire
article is composed of quotes from Mein Kampf, as well as other writings
and speeches by Hitler. Learning of the "trick" nested in this article,
Ma'ariv's editor-in-chief, Amnon Dankner, sacked Nuriel, and gave the
following explanation: "This is an extremely repulsive satire, which
means that anyone who opposes Sarbanut (Conscientious Objection) is
Hitler, quasi-Hitler, or about to become Hitler. In my view, as an
editor of a Jewish newspaper in Israel, it is a horrible act which can
not be forgiven, and can not be protected by the right for a free speech."

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