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2004-04-03 Thread Devine, James
In other business news, the White House conceded today that out of the 300,000 people who found new jobs last month, 299,998 of them were involved in the production of negative campaign ads for the President and the other two were hired to slash Richard Clarkes tires. -- by Andy Borowitz.

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1999-01-13 Thread Max Sawicky
And here's a virtual real-ity check mangled headline from CBC Marketwatch: YAHOO FALLS LOWER DUE RESIGNATION OF BRAZIL'S CENTRAL BANK CHIEF. We took our honeymoon in Yahoo Falls. Wonderful place. mbs

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1999-01-13 Thread Max Sawicky
Courtesy of a colleague of mine. [Warning: this post contains no ad hominem remarks, slurs, viciousness, slander, ruthless criticism, race-baiting, complaints, or other negative vibes.] 1. Understand that Xerox and Wurlitzer were going to merge. They're going to make reproductive organs. 2. A

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1999-01-13 Thread Tom Walker
And here's a virtual real-ity check mangled headline from CBC Marketwatch: YAHOO FALLS LOWER DUE RESIGNATION OF BRAZIL'S CENTRAL BANK CHIEF. Huh? Tom Walker http://www.vcn.bc.ca/timework/

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1999-01-13 Thread Tom Walker
Max wrote, And here's a virtual real-ity check mangled headline from CBC Marketwatch: YAHOO FALLS LOWER DUE RESIGNATION OF BRAZIL'S CENTRAL BANK CHIEF. We took our honeymoon in Yahoo Falls. Wonderful place. mbs That's on the Amazon.com river, eh? Tom Walker

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1994-11-01 Thread D Shniad
THE CORPORATE CORNER: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JOB _CREATION_? Reducing staff works best when the practice becomes a habit, suggests a survey of human resources managers at 713 U.S. companies. The survey, by the American Management Association, found that cutting workers does improve profit and