On Mon, Jul 7, 2014 at 3:25 PM, Daniel C. wrote:
> Dear Elders of the Internet,
>
> I've been at it for six months now and I can perform any of several tasks
> with my eyes closed, but my beard (while quite thick and curly) is still
> only a modest 2.75 inches long. It has remained at this leng
Date: July 15th, 2014
Time: 7:00pm (NOT THE USUAL TIME)
Location: Mountainland Applied Tech College, 2301 Ashton Blvd, Lehi
This meetup features John Whitney and his restored 1970′s era teletypes,
interfaced with the Internet via custom hardware, a linux box, C,
Assembler, Perl, and raw coolnes
On Mon, 2014-07-07 at 17:25 -0400, Daniel C. wrote:
> At this point I am beginning to fear that I will never have a true Unix
> Beard. May I still submit my application for Unix Guru, or will I forever
> be cursed to live as a low-level functionary?
Do you know Perl? I realize that Python is hipp
For those follicle-ly challenged, there is always the more hard core route:
You could become a true Eunuch (kind of rhymes with UNIX).
Not sure if your health plan covers it, but the local vet may be able to
oblige you as well.
Just ask for the Neuter special.
Just a thought :)
Scott Lockhart
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A guru must also be able to live edit a TCP stream.
http://xkcd.com/341/
On Jul 7, 2014 4:54 PM, "Charles Curley"
wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Jul 2014 16:49:08 -0600
> "Brian J. Rogers" wrote:
>
> > The requirement is that all beards be a full 3 inches long.
>
> *at least*
>
> That's for the first 20 ye
On Mon, 7 Jul 2014 16:49:08 -0600
"Brian J. Rogers" wrote:
> The requirement is that all beards be a full 3 inches long.
*at least*
That's for the first 20 years of guruhood; after that the beard may be
shorter. You don't want to get it caught in the hard drive mechanism as
you edit the sectors
The requirement is that all beards be a full 3 inches long.
On Mon, Jul 7, 2014 at 3:25 PM, Daniel C. wrote:
> Dear Elders of the Internet,
>
> It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru. I have been working very
> hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical
>
Dear Elders of the Internet,
It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru. I have been working very
hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical
manuals and Red Bull, and refusing to have a single razor in the house.
I've been at it for six months now and I can per
