For those follicle-ly challenged, there is always the more hard core route:
You could become a true Eunuch (kind of rhymes with UNIX).
Not sure if your health plan covers it, but the local vet may be able to
oblige you as well.
Just ask for the Neuter special.
Just a thought :)
Scott Lockhart
Oracle DBA
UNIX power user
Not a Eunuch!
On 7/7/2014 4:49 PM, Brian J. Rogers wrote:
The requirement is that all beards be a full 3 inches long.
On Mon, Jul 7, 2014 at 3:25 PM, Daniel C. <dcrooks...@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Elders of the Internet,
It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru. I have been working very
hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical
manuals and Red Bull, and refusing to have a single razor in the house.
I've been at it for six months now and I can perform any of several tasks
with my eyes closed, but my beard (while quite thick and curly) is still
only a modest 2.75 inches long. It has remained at this length for the
past month and a half.
At this point I am beginning to fear that I will never have a true Unix
Beard. May I still submit my application for Unix Guru, or will I forever
be cursed to live as a low-level functionary?
Sincerely,
Daniel
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