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>Subject: Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE >Troops (and you go, too!) ...from Michael Moore >Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:39:54 -0500 > >Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and >you go, too!) ...from Michael Moore >1/10/07 > >Dear Mr. President, >Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good >to know you still want to talk to us after how we behaved in November. > >Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more >troops just ain't gonna do the job. That will >only bring the troop level back up to what it >was last year. And we were losing the war last >year! We've already had over a million troops >serve some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few >thousand is simply not enough to find those >weapons of mass destruction! Er, I mean... >bringing those responsible for 9/11 to justice! >Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! YES!!! > >You've got to show some courage, dude! You've >got to win this one! C'mon, you got Saddam! You >hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of >that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy >wore black! The hangmen were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!! > >Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the >predicament you're in. As Ricky Bobby said, "If >you're not first, you're last." And you being >humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans any good. > >Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS >of troops to Iraq, not thousands! The only way >to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with >millions of us! I know that you're out of >combat-ready soldiers -- so you have to look >elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a >nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million! > Here's how it would work: >The first 27 million Americans go in and kill >one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of >any insurgency. The other one million of us will >stay and rebuild the country. Simple. >Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 >million Americans to go to Iraq? > >Here are some suggestions: >1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you >in the last election (the one that took place a >year and half into a war we already knew we were >losing). I am confident that at least a third of >them would want to put their body where there >vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know many >of these people and, while we may disagree >politically, I know that they don't believe >someone else should have to go and fight their >fight for them -- while they hide here in America. > >2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in >cities across the country. I know this idea is >so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou >Dobbs Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best >ideas happen after the third mojito. I'm sure >you'll get another five million or so enlistees from this effort. > >3. Send over all members of the mainstream >media. After all, they were your collaborators >in bringing us this war -- and many of them are >already trained from having been "embedded!" If >that doesn't bring the total to 28 million, then >draft all viewers of the FOX News channel. > >Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to >pull your punch! Don't be a weenie by sending in >a few over-tired troops. Get your people behind >you and YOU lead them in like a true commander >in chief! Leave no conservative behind! Full speed ahead! >We promise to write. Go get 'em W! >Yours, >Michael Moore ><mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>[EMAIL PROTECTED] >www.michaelmoore.com > > > > > > > > >--- > > > > ><http://go.netatlantic.com/u?id=37608867Y&l=michaelmoore>http://go.netatlantic.com/u?id=37608867Y&l=michaelmoore > > > > > > > >---------- > A find engine rather than a search engine - >for websites, images, maps & more. ><http://g.msn.com/8HMBENAU/2749??PS=47575>Try live.com now! > >Send instant messages to your online friends http://au.messenger.yahoo.com > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
