THE RULES
1. The Female always makes the Rules. This is necessary because the
Male holds the Female responsible for how everything in his life
turns out.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification. Notification does occurs, but the Male has either
ignored, misunderstood or forgotten what's been said.
3. No Male can possibly know all the Rules. Because the Male either
ignores, misunderstands or forgets them and never says so.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows the Rules, she must
immediately change some of the Rules. This is done to keep the
Male involved, responsive, and a little bit crazy. Otherwise, life
would be predicable and boring.
5. The Female is never wrong. Never! Ever!
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which is a direct result of something the Male said or did.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. The
Female can do this because she willingly accepts responsibility for
her actions. The Female also accepts responsibility for the
actions of the Male.
9. Because the Male usually expects the Female to find a way to
correct what he's screwed up as a result of changing his mind, the
Male must never change his mind without express written consent from
the Female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him
to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6,
7, 12, and 13.
10. The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real
or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her
sole judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given
any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or upset.
The female may, however, give false or misleading reasons to see if
the
male is paying attention. Caring for the Male 24 hours a day gives
her this right. See rule 13.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him
to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
she wants him to be angry or upset. Somethings in life a Male
should try and figure out for himself.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
Or worse.
14. The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times.
Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed
at the sole discretion of the female.
15. The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past
incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and
modify, enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to
demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong,
insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.
16. The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to
illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the
consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has
bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals,
sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers.
Such illustrations are non-rebuttable.
17. If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female
is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without
regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
18. The Male cannot diagnose PMS. However, the Male would be able to
do so if it were a Male problem. The Male would then have complete
disability benefits as well as total in-house care because of it.
19. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,
opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective
interpretation of the female, other external factors not-
withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons,
extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject
please for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some
circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of
contrition.
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