Three Ladies Go to Heaven Three ladies die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to an Angel.
“So,” the Angel asks the first lady, “how many times did you cheat on your husband?” “None, I had a perfect marriage.” “Great,” says the Angel. “You get to cruise around heaven in a brand-new 2-door sporty convertible Mercedes-Benz. And you, how many times did you cheat on your husband?” “Only twice, I think,” says the second lady. “Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your husband?” “10 times, maybe 11,” says the third lady. “Okay,” says the Angel. “You get a rusty Bajaj.” Later that day, the lady in the Cadillac sees the lady in the Mercedes crying. “What’s wrong?” “I just saw my husband.” “So?” “He was riding a skateboard.” “I told you! …” __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Dying to be thin? Anorexia. Narrated by Julianne Moore . http://us.click.yahoo.com/FLQ_sC/gsnJAA/E2hLAA/BRUplB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> *************************************************************************** Berdikusi dg Santun & Elegan, dg Semangat Persahabatan. Menuju Indonesia yg Lebih Baik, in Commonality & Shared Destiny. www.ppi-india.org *************************************************************************** __________________________________________________________________________ Mohon Perhatian: 1. Harap tdk. memposting/reply yg menyinggung SARA (kecuali sbg otokritik) 2. Pesan yg akan direply harap dihapus, kecuali yg akan dikomentari. 3. Lihat arsip sebelumnya, www.ppi-india.da.ru; 4. Satu email perhari: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 5. No-email/web only: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6. kembali menerima email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
