tulisan bagus mas Nug, mo nambahin sedikit
tulisan "serupa" di bawah ini. Bedanya,
yang ini 100% humor :-).
---( ihsan hm )---------------------------
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A Wall Street Beggar
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There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.
He received $10.00 after one day.
The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com"
on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds
of thousands of dollars and an offer to float
an IPO on NASDAQ.
The following day, the third beggar wrote "e-Beg"
on his cup. Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate
vice-presidents to talk to him about strategic
alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy.
In addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg
uses 95% Oracle technology and that I2 announced
the launch of BegTradeMatrix; a b2b industry portal
offering supply chain integration in the beggar
community.
--- in ppiindia, In Nugroho Dewanto wrote:
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Effective Communication
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A blind boy sat on the steps of a building
with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign
which said:
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'I am blind, please help.'
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There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins
from his pocket and dropped them into the
hat. He then took the sign, turned it around,
and wrote some words. He put the sign back
so that everyone who walked by would see
the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more
people were giving money to the blind boy.
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That afternoon the man who had changed the
sign came to see how things were. The boy
recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were
you the one who changed my sign this morning?
What did you actually write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth.
I said essentially what you said but
in a different way.'
What he had written was:
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'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
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