------------------------------ * 1001 Errors In The Christian Bible*
*# 466* Luke 24: (KJV) 11 *"And their words seemed to them as idle tales, and they believed them ** not."* Compare to Matthew 28: (KJV) 10 *"Then said Jesus unto them, Be not afraid: go tell my brethren that they go into Galilee, and there shall they see me. *11* Now when they were going, behold, some of the watch came into the city, and shewed unto the chief priests all the things that were done. *12 * And when they were assembled with the elders, and had taken counsel, they gave large money unto the soldiers, *13 * Saying, Say ye, His disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept. *14* And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you. *15* So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day. *16* Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them."* *Luke's women* *were not believed*. *Matthew's women* *were *and *Mark's women* *wouldn't tell anyone*. *That covers all the possibilities.* *# 467* Luke 24: (KJV) 12 *"Then arose Peter, and ran unto the sepulchre; and stooping down, he beheld the linen clothes laid by themselves, and departed, wondering in himself at that which was come to pass."* *"Mark" and "Matthew" have **nothing** **corresponding to this verse*. *The original Gospel "Mark" set up its disciple Gospels* *by originally ending at 16:8* *and having **no resurrection** sighting.* This fits the Greek tragedy ironic style of *"Mark"* where *Jesus predicted that his witnesses would receive no sign* and *the most important and key event in Christian theology*, *the resurrection, did not have any witnesses,* and *later Christians who did not witness the resurrection, "Mark's" readers, became the witnesses for a resurrection they never saw. Pretty ironic, huh? * *The later disciple Gospels saw this as a problem and* *rewrote "Mark's" story to provide witnesses to a resurrected Jesus. *However*, since they couldn't copy the original Gospel here* *all their witness disagrees*. *So the key event in Christianity has the most disagreement in witnesses of any event in the Christian Bible. Now that's irony! * *# 468* Luke 24: (KJV) 13 *"And, behold, two of them went that same day to a village called Emmaus, which was from Jerusalem about threescore furlongs."* *The underlying distance in the Greek is about 7 miles*. There *was no known village at the time with any name close to "Emmaus" that was close to 7 miles from Jerusalem*. *The early Church Fathers couldn't figure out which city "Luke" meant either *. *# 469* Luke 24: (KJV) 6 *He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee, *7* Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again. *8* And they remembered his words, *9* And returned from the sepulchre, and told all these things unto the eleven, and to all the rest. *10 * It was Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary the mother of James, and other women that were with them, which told these things unto the apostles. *11* And their words seemed to them as idle tales, and they believed them not. *12 * Then arose Peter, and ran unto the sepulchre; and stooping down, he beheld the linen clothes laid by themselves, and departed, wondering in himself at that which was come to pass. *13* And, behold, two of them went that same day to a village called Emmaus, which was from Jerusalem about threescore furlongs. *14 * And they talked together of all these things which had happened. *15* And it came to pass, that, while they communed together and reasoned, Jesus himself drew near, and went with them. *16* But their eyes were holden that they should **not** know him**.* Compare to Matthew 28: (KJV) 8 "*And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word. *9* And as they went to tell his disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, All hail. And they came and held him by the feet, and worshipped him."* ** *Luke's resurrected Jesus* *is **not** immediately recognized.* *Matthew's resurrected* *Jesus **is** immediately recognized.* Note that in Luke, *it's the women who are the first believers in the resurrection* *even though they did not see the resurrected Jesus;* and *it's the men who are the first unbelievers in the resurrection* *after there are women believers* -- *even after **the men see the resurrected Jesus*. *All this makes me a believer that "Luke" was written by a woman*. *# 470* Luke 24: (KJV) 25 "*Then **he said** unto them, O **fools**, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:"* Compare to Matthew 5: (KJV) 22 *"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."* *Matthew's Jesus* *made a rule that* *Luke's Jesus* *could not follow.* *# 471* Luke 24: (KJV) 33 *"And they rose up the same hour, and returned to Jerusalem, and found the eleven gathered together, and them that were with them, 34 Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon. 35 And they told what things were done in the way, and how he was known of them in breaking of bread. 36 And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you."* Compare to Matthew 28: (KJV) 16 "*Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them. *17* And when they saw him, they worshipped him: but some doubted. *18 * And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth."* *Mark's Jesus* *first appears to the eleven in* *Nowhereville*. *Matthew's Jesus* *first appears to the eleven in Galilee* (cuz *that's where "Mark" said the ReUnion was supposed to be*). *Luke's Jesus* first *appears to the eleven in Jerusalem* because "Luke" said, "Others look around and see Jesus in Galilee and say "Why?" *I look around and see Jesus in Jerusalem and say, "Why not?". * *# 472* Luke 24: (KJV) 34 *"Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon."* *Cleopas and "the other first witness to the resurrected Jesus not named "Cleopas" first report to Simon and the others that a resurrected Jesus already appeared to Simon, even though he didn't.* And don't start by saying that a resurrected Jesus appeared to them, even though he did. Unfortunately, "Luke" neglected to include Simon's response to this report of "He did?" Before Apologists try to harmonize the Inter Gospel resurrection accounts we first need to harmonize "Luke's" account. Luukee! Ya got sum splainin ta do! -- Brief CV of Jusfiq Hadjar Jusfiq Hadjar, a christian, 66 years old, is an Indonesian living in the Netherlands. He currently lives together out of wed-lock with Marlene Van Doorn - a documentalist in African Studies Center (ASC) library - in Leiden. Jusfiq Hadjar has, thus far, succesfully deceived many NGOs into believing that he is a human rights activistist. One of the NGOs that has been trapped in his lies is a Muslim human rights group, the Movement against Racism and for Friendship among Peoples. Jusfiq Hadjar is very active in his campaigns against Islam and Muslims on the Internet, especially in several Indonesian mailing lists. He will spread massive amounts of offensive, slanderous, lying statements against Islam and Muslims day in and day out and at the same time claiming that he is a Muslim. Undoubtedly, Jusfiq Hadjar is one of those people who still thinks that adhering to a daily routine of cursing and swearing on the Internet would help to make him look intelligent and preserve his sanity. It shoots no wonder then if you find mosts of his writings on the Internet are just about cursing and swearing at Muslims and licking the ass of his christian friends. Jusfiq Hadjar has joined several mailing lists in order to spread his severe hatred against Islam and Muslim on the Internet: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/islamkristen/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apakabar/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/minangnet/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/istiqlal/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/partai-keadilan/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ijtihad/<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/partai-keadilan/> Marlene Van Doorn is very supportive of his life partner's evil activities on the Internet, and gives her financial support by providing him with meals, accomodation and Internet connection. He is also allegedly financed by Leiden church. He has no children. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. 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