* Sebenarnya majalah Maroko 'Nichane' hanya mengkoleksi jokes tsb, sumber dari jokes di bawah adalah MASYARAKAT MAROKO sendiri.
Upon the death of Abu Hourayra [a Companion of the Prophet], he went before the angel who is responsible for tallying up the sins of men. The angel looked at his computer and said to Abu Hourayra, "You're going to Hell." Abu Hourayra protested and insisted that the Prophet Mohammed come to straighten things out. The Prophet in turn consulted the computer and said, "I can't do anything for you. You're going to Hell." Abu Hourayra began to cry out, so God came in person to settle the conflict. God tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Look, this is just a joke. You're on Candid Camera." At the beginning of the school year, the teacher asked his students to introduce themselves. The first: "I am the Prophet David, peace be upon him." "Silence," said the teacher, "that's blasphemy." The second student: "I am the Prophet Abbas, peace be upon him." "Silence, you sorry fool," the teacher told him. And so on until a student said, "I am the Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him." The teacher replied, "Silence, aren't you afraid of God's punishment?" "No, I won't punish him," said a student from the back row. Question: "Who was the first prophet to speak with animals?" Student's answer: "The Prophet Mowgli, peace be upon him." A young woman wearing a miniskirt walks into the office of a bearded Islamist. He asks her, "Where did you get that?" She replies, "I bought it in Spain." The Islamist answers her, "Take off the Crusaders' clothing." She takes off her skirt. The Islamist tells her, "Now embrace Islam." The young woman embraces him. Then the Islamist asks her, "Sit down on the Pedestal of Faith." Three Islamists are in a government office to register their newborn children. The first: "I named my little boy Abu Hamza." The second: "I gave mine Abu Jaafar as a first name." The third: "And mine will be named Abutagaz." [Butagaz is a bottle of butane gas, essential to any Moroccan kitchen.] An Islamist is cuddling his little girl: "My little bombshellÂ…." An Islamist discovered he was gay, so he put on the veil. Driss Basri [the hated and feared Minister of the Interior under Hassan II] died. He tried to bribe the Angel of Death in order to get to Paradise. The angels refused,answering that they are incorruptible and he is going to Hell. While on his way to Hell, Basri spotted Hassan II in Paradise, to his great surprise. He made the following remark: "My god! You can't tell me there's no corruption here!" King Mohammed VI went to visit his late father in the great beyond. He looked for Hassan II's name on the list of those who are in Paradise, but in vain. He looked for it on the list of those who are in Hell, with no success. So he went to see God. God asked him for the national ID card of the deceased. God studied Hassan II's card very carefully and answered, "No, I didn't create this one." (Q.: So, who did create him? Satan?) - Post message: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe : [EMAIL PROTECTED] List owner : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
