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-----Original Message----- From: "Bukan Pedanda" <bukan.peda...@yahoo.com> Sender: proletar@yahoogroups.com Date: Wed, 04 Jul 2012 05:16:49 To: <proletar@yahoogroups.com> Reply-To: proletar@yahoogroups.com Subject: [proletar] Re: Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun Tak henti-hentinya safin _blanc yang dungu kayak anjing ini ngaco. Bagi yang lupa: safin _blanc itu menulis: .. .. gw enjoy aja ngomong ngaco,.. .. lu ngaco, gw ngaco juga .. so what .. aneh? .. pangkat kita kyaknya sama .. .. apa pangkat lu, pig? .. .. camat? .. ;-) --- In proletar@yahoogroups.com, safin _blanc <pandan.wangi558@...> wrote: > > .. > .. dia perempuan yg menjunjung tinggi kehormatan dirinya .. > .. > .. > .. > On Wed, Jul 4, 2012 at 6:28 AM, item abu <itemabu@...> wrote: > > > ** > > > > > > Jadi nurut lu, si Aisha setelah ngejanda masih suka dientotin? > > > > > > >________________________________ > > > From: safin _blanc <pandan.wangi558@...> > > >To: proletar@yahoogroups.com > > >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 6:06 PM > > > > >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > > > > >.. > > >.. pig, inilah tulisan anjing yg "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. > > >.. > > >.. > > > > > >On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 1:10 PM, item abu <itemabu@...> wrote: > > > > > >> ** > > > > >> > > >> > > >> Apa yg dilakukan Aisha setelah menjanda dr umur 18 thn sampe mati? Ga > > >> pernah dientotin lagi krn dilarang oleh nabi aka auloh unt kawin lagi. > > Kalo > > >> ga boleh dientotin, kan masih bisa beli ketimun atau pisang. > > >> > > >> >________________________________ > > >> > From: safin _blanc <pandan.wangi558@...> > > >> >To: proletar@yahoogroups.com > > >> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 10:12 AM > > >> > > >> >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > >> > > > >> >.. > > >> >.. selain "berbudi luhur dan mulia" .. > > >> >.. penghina poltek itb .. > > >> >.. anjing item ini juga cebol .. > > >> >.. eh, cabul .. :-) .. > > >> >.. > > >> >.. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >On Tue, Jul 3, 2012 at 3:51 AM, item abu <itemabu@...> wrote: > > >> > > > >> >> ** > > >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> Kalo cewek yg ga punya suami bisa pake ketimun atau pisang, gimana > > dgn > > >> >> cowok yg ga punya bini atau budak? Ternyata auloh udah ngasih > > solusinya, > > >> >> menunjukkan auloh itu betul2 maha tahu akan kebutuhan sex orang Islam > > >> lagi > > >> >> maha pengasih shg auloh nyediakan barang2 layak pakai unt orang2 > > Islam > > >> tsb. > > >> >> > > >> >> Islam itu emang agama yg benar, benar2 sinting dan konyol, lagi bejad > > >> dan > > >> >> biadab. > > >> >> > > >> >> http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > > >> >> > > >> >> Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the > > >> >> Permissibility of Having Sex with Watermelons > > >> >> That was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this > > >> discussion, > > >> >> which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: > > >> >> > > >> >> "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a > > >> >> leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the > > same as > > >> >> what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is > > >> >> halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a > > >> >> journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> >________________________________ > > >> >> > From: item abu <itemabu@...> > > >> >> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> > > >> >> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:48 AM > > >> >> >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > >> >> > > >> >> > > > >> >> > > > >> >> > > > >> >> >Ga heran kalo ada ulama yg bikin fatwa bhw cewek ga boleh megang > > pisang > > >> >> atau ketimun, soalnya pisang atau ketimun itu bisa dipake unt cewek2 > > yg > > >> >> lagi horny dan ga ada suami, kayak si Aisha yg dipaksa ngejanda dr > > umur > > >> 18 > > >> >> thn sampe mati. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >Terbuktilah Islam itu agama yg benar unt orang2 gila sex, hehehe... > > >> >> > > > >> >> >http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > > >> >> > > > >> >> >Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use > > of a > > >> >> Dildoe (female sex toys) > > >> >> >After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make > > permissible > > >> >> >the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands > > >> >> >leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need > > >> >> >something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, > > Ibn > > >> >> >Qayyim writes: > > >> >> > > > >> >> >"If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, > > >> >> >then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to > > take > > >> >> >an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes > > shaped > > >> >> >like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a > > cucumber". > > >> >> > > > >> >> >>________________________________ > > >> >> >> From: item abu <itemabu@...> > > >> >> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> > > >> >> >>Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:40 AM > > >> >> >>Subject: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>Ternyata ga cuma orang Islam aja yg gila sex shg cewek hrs > > dikarungin > > >> >> spy orang Islam ga merkosa begitu liat cewek, cewek Islam jg dianggap > > >> gila > > >> >> sex shg ga boleh megang atau ngeliat pisang atau ketimun spy ga > > horny. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>Ga heran si arra_s ga keberatan berada di bawah kontrol laki2 spy > > ada > > >> yg > > >> >> ngekang gila sex cewek spt yg disiratkan oleh si ulama tsb. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>Terbuktilah kebenaran Islam yg berasal dr auloh itu, hehehe... > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > > >> >> > > >> > > http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=35786:sexual-resemblance-islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers&Itemid=4 > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>Monday, 02 July 2012 13:51 > > >> >> >>SEXUAL RESEMBLANCE! Islamic cleric bans women from touching > > bananas, > > >> >> cucumbers > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>*A lot of confusion surrounds this article and its sourcing. We > > have > > >> an > > >> >> editorial here. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should > > >> >> >>not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual > > >> >> >>thoughts." > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana > > >> >> >>news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food > > items, a > > >> >> >>third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a > > father > > >> or > > >> >> husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>He said that these fruits and vegetables "resemble the male penis" > > >> >> >>and hence could arouse women or "make them think of sex." > > >> Bikyamasr.com > > >> >> >>cannot independently verify the accuracy of the news item at time > > of > > >> >> >>writing. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods > > for > > >> >> women. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>The sheikh was asked how to "control" women when they are out > > >> >> >>shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market > > would > > >> be > > >> >> bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them > > >> >> >>and God. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>Answering another question about what to do if women in the family > > >> >> >>like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the > > food > > >> >> >>and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among > > >> Muslims > > >> >> online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>One reader said that these religious "leaders" give Islam "a bad > > >> >> >>name" and another commented said that he is a "retarded" person > > and he > > >> >> >>must quite his post immediately. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from > > >> >> >>renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >>** Correction: The source originally cited in the story was written > > >> >> >>in error. 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