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>BREAKING HOGWASH!
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TALK.ORIGINS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT HUMANS HAVE ORIGINS IN THE DEVONIAN.
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THIS RECENT RECOGNITION OF THE GREATEST FACT IN EARTH'S HISTORY IS
PROFOUND TO http://www.talkorigins.org/ CREDIBILITY. (Also see
http://ww
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>BREAKING HOGWASH!
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TALK.ORIGINS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT HUMANS HAVE ORIGINS IN THE DEVONIAN.
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THIS RECENT RECOGNITION OF THE GREATEST FACT IN EARTH'S HISTORY IS
PROFOUND TO http://www.talkorigins.org/ CREDIBILITY. (Also see
http://ww
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>HOLY F*CKING GOD DAMNED NEWS!
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WELCOME TO YOUR NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR PRESTIGIOUS BULLLSHIT! THE KIND YOU CAN
ONLY GET FROM THRINAXODON CRAZY CHEESY!
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NOW FOR YOUR FAVORITE TIME SLOT:
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THRINAXODON FOUND 3 HUMAN FOSSILS
>BREAKING FUCKING NEWS, ASSHOLES!
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THRINAXODON JUST FOUND THREE HUMAN FOSSILS FROM DEVONIAN STRATA IN
GREENLAND; THE FOSSILS WERE A HUMAN FEMUR, KNEECAP, AND SKULLCAP.
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THE SMITHSONIAN IS CHASTISING OVER THESE FINDS, DOING EVERY
>BREAKING FUCKING NEWS, ASSHOLES!
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THRINAXODON JUST FOUND THREE HUMAN FOSSILS FROM DEVONIAN STRATA IN
GREENLAND; THE FOSSILS WERE A HUMAN FEMUR, KNEECAP, AND SKULLCAP.
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THE SMITHSONIAN IS CHASTISING OVER THESE FINDS, DOING EVERY
EVOLUTION IS IN
FREE-FALL.
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RICHARD LEAKEY HAS DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK DUE TO THIS GROUND-BREAKING FIND
THAT CONCLUSIVELY SHOWS THAT HUMANS HAVE ORIGINS IN THE DEVONIAN.
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NOW, IF YOU PLEASE, I HAVE TO SUE THE SMITHSONIAN FOR YEARS OF CENSORSHIP.
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