Speeding - Good, Better and Best: 

 

GOOD: Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12- year-old boy was
standing
up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a
sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

 

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs. 

 

BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.
"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment
of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

  

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