[RecipesAndMore] Butt Dust

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I got this from another list, and I thought it was cute.... Syl.   Butt Dust   Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the >       joy in it!            JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After        awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"          MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.        Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more Melanie said, "If        you don't remember you look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to        six."          STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.        "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my        bedroom window."          BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain        to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it        was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with        wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"          SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't        give me this juice again,"        she said, "It makes my teeth cough."          D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and        asked: "How much do I cost?"          MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing        in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is        he whispering in her mouth?"          CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.        When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll        happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"          JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named        Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but his wife        looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James asked: "What        happened to the flea?"          TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled        woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why        doesn't your skin fit your face?"          The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....        this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms        extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without        you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very        obedient daughter (who was        listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little        girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"          HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY! "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;  courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference." Jesus Loves You! -Sylvia C. Lopez --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---