How Many Dogs, To Change alight Bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh,me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze
let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do It.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it?i can still lay on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Dark!! Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right THERE!....
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a big circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a bulb?
German Shepard:
All right,
everyone stop where you are. Who busted the light?
Hound Dog..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So the question
is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
Delma
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