some of these are funny, just wanted to share them with you all. Delma
1. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. -- Steven Wright 2. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. 3. "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." Plato 4. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 5. Money can't buy you happiness. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan 6. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. 7. NO WELL BEHAVED WOMAN EVER MADE HISTORY! 8. Politicians & diapers should be changed regularly, & for the same reason. 9. Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time! 10. I am opposed to millionaires. but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -- Mark Twain 11. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often! 12. IBM: Increasingly Bad Manufacturing! 13. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening! 14. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? 15. IRS.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! 16. The only drawback with morning is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. 17. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings! 18. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 19. You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking! 20. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Sirius Black And then, one of my favorites... When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace! --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
