[RecipesAndMore] this is funny

2007-12-07 Thread delma bliss
GOD Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in d

[RecipesAndMore] this is funny, Different Computer Viruses...

2007-09-25 Thread delma bliss
Different Computer Viruses... The Humor Network alerts you to the viruses that can infect your computer at anytime: Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays re

[RecipesAndMore] this is funny, A Dog Story

2006-10-01 Thread delma bliss
An AA patrolman managed to get a car to start - with a dog. Patrolman Kevin Gorman was called to Addlestone in Surrey to attend to a problem with AA member Juliette Piesley's car. The 39-year-old had put a new battery in her car key fob and was surprised that her vehicle would not start. Whe