"What Heaven's Really Like"
A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter issues him a white robe, a
harp, and his very own cloud to float around on.
The guy thinks this is great.
One day he sees another cloud float by. The guy on that cloud has a
gorgeous, naked woman and a keg of beer with him.
T
Rick.McMahan wrote:
Since this thread got so much activity, thought I'd squeeze in the fact
that Mo was drafted in round 2 as pick #47. His new team: the Utah Jazz.
WOH! Whoulda thunk it?!!
Roll Damn Tide! Mo should have stayed in school.
IAWTP!
kurt
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Since this thread got so much activity, thought I'd squeeze in the fact
that Mo was drafted in round 2 as pick #47. His new team: the Utah Jazz.
Roll Damn Tide! Mo should have stayed in school.
Rick
Rick.McMahan wrote:
Are any of you basketball fans watching the NBA draft on ESPN? I'm curious
to
Yeah right. Did Pete tell you that? I thought "it" could go either way.
Rick
kurt rasmussen wrote:
Rick.McMahan wrote:
That Asian chick in the photo does look hot! :)
Dood, I hate to tell ya. On them chyks 'it' goes thatta-way not
thissa-way. ...
I think.
kurt
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From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Rick.McMahan wrote:
> > That Asian chick in the photo does look hot! :)
>
> Dood, I hate to tell ya. On them chyks 'it' goes thatta-way not
> thissa-way. ...
>
> I think.
It is a position thing...
ScR
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Rick.McMahan wrote:
That Asian chick in the photo does look hot! :)
Dood, I hate to tell ya. On them chyks 'it' goes thatta-way not
thissa-way. ...
I think.
kurt
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Neat idea but at $21.95 for approxmiately 5 quarts of beer it's a little
rich for me.
Charlie
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Behalf Of kurt rasmussen
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 9:25 PM
To: Rtf
Subject: [RollTideFan] Iyam rethinking my hatred of all
That Asian chick in the photo does look hot! :)
Roll Tide!
Rick
kurt rasmussen wrote:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20030626b5.htm
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http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20030626b5.htm
kurt
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Rick.McMahan wrote:
At this particular
time, my only desire is for BAMA to find a way to beat, no make that
stomp, their ass on October 25th at Bryant-Denny.
34-14!!
IAWTP!!
kurt
At least we beat Tennessee! :)
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Are any of you basketball fans watching the NBA draft on ESPN? I'm curious
to see if Mo will be taken in the 1st round.
Roll Tide!
Rick
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My favorite part:
"Throwing players off the team because their interest in being a
professional football player is greater than their interest in the insipid
courses most of them take should not keep them from playing and winning for
our university. "
Wow. I mean...just...wow.
Rusty Spoon
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The reason they put another scoreboard in is because
the only things smart enough to read the damn thing
are the opposing team and the dead aTm mascots.
At 08:57 AM 06/26/2003 Devan Orange wrote:
Basically, I think they're all just a bunch of nuts for doing this.
I wonder if tuition went up after t
That guy has serious issues, and while I doubt he is a
good representative of their fanbase, I am sure a lot
of them think that way.
RTR
LC
--- "John R. Wodziak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> Ok a show of hands how many people (and sheep) here
> think
> this worthless moron speaks for the majori
I say it is very typical of the slUT majority and if we really look into
the heart and soul of most SEC fans, they want the same thing; A winning
- dominating football program, no matter the cost. That guy was being
more honest and open about it. slUT has found a way to cheat and get
away with
Well, at least a slUT fan finally said it publicly: we don't care
what the players do, or whether or not they go to class, as long as
we have a winning football season. And the ncaa says there is nothing
wrong in knoxville.
Jenny
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From: "John R. Wodziak" <[EMAIL PROTE
Ok a show of hands how many people (and sheep) here think
this worthless moron speaks for the majority of UcheaT
fans?
Read the second one:
http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/letters_to_editor/article/0,1406,KNS_363_2067322,00.html
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53 years later.
http://www.secsports.com/index.php?url_channel_id=2&url_subchannel_id=&url_publish_channel_id=1789&well_id=2
kurt
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To j
Alabama gay group praises court ruling on sodomy law
By JAY REEVES
The Associated Press
6/26/2003, 11:15 a.m. CT
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) -- A Supreme Court ruling striking down a Texas ban on
sodomy as an invasion of privacy will make life easier for homosexuals in
Alabama, which also has an anti-sod
Where's the joke? Your message must
have been truncated.
Slef E.
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From: "Devan Orange" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 8:00 AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Warning.Joke Alert!
> A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up
> A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his
> left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he
> asked. "You're not eating properly." replied the Doctor.
Dood!! GOOT ONE!
kurt
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iyam laffing at this!
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Jamie Watts wrote:
> 9. Auburn
once you trample through the cow shit, pig pens,
and chicken coops, it's not too bad a place, except
the awbrin athletic supporters are dumber than dirt
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Javvy goes to the doctor. "Doc, you've gotta help me! Phyllis just isn't
interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give
her?" "Look, I can't prescribe..." "Doc, we've been friends for years. Have
you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't
concent
A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his
left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he
asked. "You're not eating properly." replied the Doctor.
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FWIW, I went to Tiger Stadium last year. Very rowdy place. And Jordan-Hare
can be also (although in the past few years it turns quiet very quickly.
I would have to rank both of them ahead of BD. I've not been to Neyland, but
100,000 toothless hillbillies dressed in orange has to be intimidating.
Basically, I think they're all just a bunch of nuts for doing this.
I wonder if tuition went up after they had to fund another scoreboard??
How stupid!
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Ricky Mac wrote:
Well I did learn a few things about the aggies' traditions and most were
impressive, but didn't you
Man, Beaver Stadium is #11??? It's #1 in my book ;-))
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LC wrote:
Here is the link to the Top 25, click on the team and
get the reasoning.
http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/6437023
--- "Rick.McMahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> WTF is aTm doing at #1?
No way aTm is a better atmosphere than the others.
Surely that is not the truth.
What is he thinking?
Oh, and by the waywhere's Clemson? if anyone has ever been to death
valley to see a game you will leave saying, "Man, that's a tough stadium to
play in."
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LC wrote:
I don't really know if they will take it into consideration, but I am sure
Tiger Stadium is more intimidating than Jordan-Hare or Bryant-Denny.
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Rick.McMahan
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 4:25 PM
To: [EMAIL PROT
I'll tell you how. Fran blew the sports writer.
Hey Fran! Do you spit or swallow? Asshole!
> > 1. Texas A&M
> went there during the Hurricane Bowl(88?), wasn't
> real impressed except for the Marching Band, and the
> Yell Squaddon't know how this place wound up
> number one
>
>Jamie
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