It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia,
and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese
businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Lets begin by reviewing some
American history. Who said Give me Liberty, or give me
Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who
had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good Who said Government of the people, by the
people, for the people, shall not perish from the
earth"? Again, no response except from Suzuki.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows
more about its history than you do." he heard a loud
whisper: "Fuck the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up.
"Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the
back said, "Im gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right Now, who said
that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
this" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher: "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little shit. If you say anything else, Ill kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, were
fucked."

Suzuki said, "The Taliban 2001" 



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