I can just see some of our clients saying this........
> Jesus and the Redneck > > An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked > the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant > and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" > > The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of > coffee on him. > > The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He > shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a > cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that > Jesus over there?" > > The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, > "My treat." > > The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He > hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang. > How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the > restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" > > The waitress once more allowed as how it certainly was, so the Redneck said > to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "on my bill." > > As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, > "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come > back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. > > Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your > kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, > and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips out > the door. > > Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, > "Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!" ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
