> > >A Husband takes his wife to play her first game > of > > golf.....Of course, > > >the wife promptly hacked her first shot right > through > > the window of the > > >biggest house adjacent to the course. > > > > > >The husband cringed, "I warned you to be > careful! Now > > we'll have to go > > >up > > >there, find the owner, apologize and see how > much > your > > lousy drive is > > >going to cost us." > > > > > >So the couple walked up to the house and > knocked on > > the door. > > >A warm voice said, "Come on in." > > >When they opened the door they saw the damage > that > was > > done: glass was > > >all > > >over the place, and a broken antique bottle was > lying > > on its side near > > >the broken window. > > > > > >A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you > the > > people that broke my > > >window?" > > >"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," > the > > husband replied. > > > > > >"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want > to > thank > > you. You see, > > I'm > > >a > > >genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for > a > > thousand > > >years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed > to > > grant three wishes. > > >I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't > mind, > > I'll keep the last > > >one for myself." > > > > > >"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He > pondered a > > moment and blurted > > >out, > > >"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest > of my > > life." > > >"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, > it's > the > > least I can do. > > >And > > >I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" > > > > > >"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" > the > genie > > asked. "I'd like > > >to > > >own a gorgeous home complete with servants in > every > > country in the > > >world," she said. > > >"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your > homes > > will always be safe > > >from > > >fire, burglary and natural disasters!" > > > > > >"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's > your > > wish, genie?" > > > > > >"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle > and > > haven't been with a > > >woman > > >in more than a thousand years, my wish is to > have sex > > with your wife." > > > > > >The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, > honey, > > you know we both > > >now > > >have a fortune, and all those houses. What do > you > > think?" > > > > > >She mulled it over for a few moments and said, > "You > > know, you're right. > > >Considering our good fortune, I guess I > wouldn't > mind, > > but what about > > >you, honey?" > > >"You know I love you sweetheart," said the > husband. > > "I'd do the same > > for > > >you!" > > > > > >So the genie and the woman went upstairs where > they > > spent the rest of > > >the > > >afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was > > insatiable. > > > > > >After about three hours of non-stop sex, the > genie > > rolled over and > > >looked > > >directly into her eyes and asked > > > > > >"How old are you and your husband?" > > > > > >"Why, we're both 35," she responded > breathlessly. > > > > > >"No Kidding. Thirty-five years old and both of > you > > still believe in > > >genies?" > > > > >
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