:-)
Joe
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the
government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan *
The Husband Store
A store that sells
husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among
many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As
you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman
goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads: Floor 1
- These men have jobs. The woman reads the
sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I
wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The
second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The
third! floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men
have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The
fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the
housework. "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads
up another flight. The
fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But
just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she
goes. The
sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are
visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank
you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day. |
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