My <http://io9.com/5143517/my-superpower-is-more-useless-than-yours> Superpower Is More Useless Than Yours
By Nivair H. Gabriel <http://io9.com/people/nivair/posts/> , 10:00 <http://io9.com/5143517/my-superpower-is-more-useless-than-yours> AM on Sat Jan 31 2009, 3,669 views Flying, controlling the weather, and turning invisible are officially out. A new blog gives us the goods on the true superpowers <http://io9.com/tag/superpowers/> of the future. Ever thought about having gamma-ray vision? The power of in-flight flight (pictured)? An immunity to the thirteenth bullet? Well, it's time to explore the possibilities of these alternate abilities - the more useless side of superpowers <http://io9.com/tag/superpowers/> , if you will. Superuseless Superpowers <http://superuseless.blogspot.com/> is paving the way through this ironic discussion, inventing talents such as psychic amnesia: This superuseless superhero foresees the future while instantly forgetting anything he has just foreseen. Known in some circles as Untotal Recall. The brains behind Superuseless <http://io9.com/tag/superuseless-superpowers/> Superpowers are an imaginative bunch. Maybe you'll never be able to move objects with your mind, but don't lose hope! You might one day be able to achieve 99% opacity. http://io9.com/5143517/my-superpower-is-more-useless-than-yours
