Happy Holidays!!
TJ Garland, CMO supplier
there are no incurable illnesses-only incurable people.
> >Here are some actual error messages seen on computer screens in Japan,
> >where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than "your
computer
> >has performed an illegal o
Dear Listers, Just had to send this along!
Love,
Marsha
IF YOU CAN . . .
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can
Hi listers,
A little Rx for all.
THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS:
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin.
Hydrogin is gin and water."
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H20 is hot water
Please enjoy,
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good
meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to
sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend
awake.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson
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