Were there spelling errors on words that never existed? Have meanings been strewn, missed and conned? This is, after all, the "English" Languish we're mis speaking off.
I would pusstulate.. I made no mistake, there are no Bubos ..er.. Booboos...in the spoken language of Bubobics. Only missed takes, sayeth the stuttering ghost. ..know wut i'm sayin? Uh, well, no...but that least you're well and have spoken. Learn to say "cueler" and you could be a fizzy cyst like George. [The undespotted master of Misster King Georges English] ..oh wait, I think Dan the Quail gets that prize. [He's so mispoken that the rims fall off his buggy on a regulator bassist. He can turn a phrase like a mad machinist using a corrigendum cutting bit. He's obsoletely BRAILLIANT!..you see.] Polish up the enunciation and you could run for office, Dude. You could be the Precedent!!!! You've got the non speak of mis sense... down, Pat You could be a real good Lederer. ...Naw, no running for me with my pants 'round my knee. Besides, I awredy have a limo scene. and the right outfit to fit in with the in crowd of outcasts. [Richard Lederer, author of "Anguished English" PS. Don't buy that book unless you like convulsive convolutions..er..compulsive convulsions! It's deadly! Leaving it on a coffee table sends unawry guests straight to the hospitable with missive abominable cramps] Caddilac means you have to carry your own clubs from ho to ho. An oxymoron is a stupid airhead. Onomatopoeia [I peed on my feet?] Ain da ri? [ A Truant accurate Trance-elation...... "Is that not co-wrecked"?] My very favorite.. "Belignorant" [A word coined by a DeeJay friend to describe the drunken denizens of a local strip club] Seen one tittie and you've seen......anotheronerightnexttoitthatlooksjustliketheotherone. Well, that's what I always say sometimes. ..no big deal. On topic tag line: If you laugh hard enough while taking CS, nasal passages will get a good flush. [No mo sinus pseudoephed-aches?], pink eye will be cured [Gets the redoubt]...and what you listen to, will be absurd much more cuelarly. But if your nose is flush, is it still a nose? Who knows? [At least you didn't blow in off] Whelp, gotta go to de scooter sto. I'm being imitated by my modality. I can't move! I've gone too far. "HELP"! I've tripped and I can't get down! [that's a bummer sticker I saw] Ode At 11:01 AM 11/16/2005 -0500, you wrote: > >WHO NEEDS THE COMEDY NETWORK? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS POST WAS ABOUT, BUT I LAUGHED UNTIL THE TEARS WERE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS. PLEASE,,,, NEVER USE YOUR SPELL CHECKERS........SOME OF US LOVE IT!!!!! > >P.S. THANKS TO ALL WHO RESPONDED TO MY PREVIOUS POST > >GLADYS > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: Dan Nave <dn...@mn.nilfisk-advance.com> >Date: Wednesday, November 16, 2005 9:30 am >Subject: Re: CS>was "Pool purifier" now "The fine line between genius and inanity";^) > >> You wrote: >> >> It's a pneumonics plague filling the air! >> >> called >> >> Bubonics >> >> and it's communicable? >> >> LOL >> >> ********************************** >> >> I thought you were going to cite the >> >> Ebonics >> >> plague... >> >> ;-)) >> >> (is that communicable?) >> >> >> >> -- >> The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing Colloidal Silver. >> >> Instructions for unsubscribing are posted at: http://silverlist.org >> >> To post, address your message to: silver-list@eskimo.com >> Silver List archive: >> http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html >> Address Off-Topic messages to: silver-off-topic-l...@eskimo.com >> OT Archive: http://escribe.com/health/silverofftopiclist/index.html >> >> List maintainer: Mike Devour <mdev...@eskimo.com> >> >> > > > >-- >Internal Virus Database is out-of-date. >Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. >Version: 7.0.308 / Virus Database: 267.12.4 - Release Date: 10/18/2005 > >
