Enough about that.
"Sport Tubes" : Maybe we should call these "liars tubes" as we seem to be prevaricating about contents. Possibly we need to fess up to the airlines and ask the real question, thereby obtaining a statement that can be published and used as needed when "negotiating" with airlines personnel (who have blackbelts in customer management). Another consideration is what might happen if one does lie and gets caught. Being detained by the FBI (or some other organization.... there are several) might make one rethink the "snowboard fib" ploy.
A snowboard keychain?..... You gotta be kidding!
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