See , how people write leave Applications. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> The Leave Applications;)<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> ________________________________ This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." ________________________________ Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.." ________________________________ >From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave." ________________________________ Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" ________________________________ An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday." ________________________________ A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ________________________________ Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." ________________________________ Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ________________________________ Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." ________________________________ Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ________________________________ Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." ________________________________ A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post. ---- --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ -- For Anything related with Stock market be Online at http://www.niftyviews.com/ Get free updates on your mobile phone. SMS- JOIN SRESEARCHERS to 567678for our market updates You received this message because you are subscribed to Google Group "STOCKRESEARCHER" group. To post to this group, send an email to STOCKRESEARCHER@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe email stockresearcher-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com for more info visit http://groups.google.com/group/STOCKRESEARCHER?hl=en-GB . This is Not a Spam Mail. Disclaimer :- "The opinions expressed by the members on this board are based on their individual experience and perceptions and to share information with other members with the best of intentions to help fellow members in investment decisions as equity investment is a risky venture." -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---