Weaver
I thought this was the best post I have seen. I LMAO
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Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2006 6:26
AM
Subject: [Biofuel] PLEASE HELP
I would like to encourage each and everyone of you to seriously
consider
the charity described below.
Now that the holiday season
has passed, please look into your heart to
help those in
need.
Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just
below the
seven-figure salary level.
More tragic, they will be
deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy
and current SEC
investigation. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a
month*, about
$694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen
projection TV)
you can help an Enron executive remain economically
viable during his time
of need.
Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an
Enron
exec it could mean the difference between vacationing in Fiji and
owning
it. It will enable him or her to trade in the year-old Lexus for a
new
Ferrari without jeopardizing those jealously guarded "retirement"
accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans. To you, seven hundred dollars
is nothing more than rent, a car note, or a second mortgage
payment.
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on
the exec you
sponsor. Detailed information about his/ her stocks, bonds,
401(k), real
estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your
home.
Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio grow
exponentially--and that's just his disclosed assets!
Plus, upon
signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the
exec
(unsigned) - for a signed photo, please include an additional
$50.00. Put
the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other
people's
suffering.
Your Enron exec will be told that he/she has a SPECIAL
FRIEND who just
wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't
know your name,
he or she will be able to make collect calls to your home
via a special
operator just in case additional funds are needed for
unexpected
expenses. And there will be those. As poor Mrs. Ley so
sincerely
reported, her husband somehow managed to misplace over $100
million that
he received in just the last 2 years. Stephen King couldn't
script a
scenario more frightening.
I'd write more, but I'm having
trouble seeing through my tears. Thank
you for your _expression_ of
love.
*Per special regulation passed in closed session this past
year,
contributions are tax-deductible only to
recipients.
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