Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the
greatest skill.

The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on
a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car
accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body.
Two years after I re-attached them, he won three gold medals
for field events in the Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was
high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into
a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to
work with was the horse's ass and a ten-gallon hat. Last year he
became president of the United States."


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