Top 10 Reasons never
to go shopping with George Tuttle:
10. He doesn't know where he is going.
9. He doesn't know when he isn't there.
8. He shops in boutiques decorated in camouflage or OD Green.
7. He gets two photos, 72-point headlines and 20 column inches about the trip in the paper.
10. He doesn't know where he is going.
9. He doesn't know when he isn't there.
8. He shops in boutiques decorated in camouflage or OD Green.
7. He gets two photos, 72-point headlines and 20 column inches about the trip in the paper.
6. Has an inability
to recognize red octagonal shaped signs at entry gates, bordered by
guard shacks.
5. Doesn't
recognize orange pylons at gates as passive deterrents.
4. Does not check
rear view mirror for men waving arms, yelling HALT!
3. You likely will get chased by angry men in a Humvee.
2. Argues with store security personnel who are dressed in green.
1. The clerks in his store carry guns and point them at you!
Hey, this next Tech Coordinator meeting will be choice! Come and get all the gruesome details. How can a semi-retired teacher grab such attention, the story on the 14th.
Yo, George, we're glad you're back unscathed.
3. You likely will get chased by angry men in a Humvee.
2. Argues with store security personnel who are dressed in green.
1. The clerks in his store carry guns and point them at you!
Hey, this next Tech Coordinator meeting will be choice! Come and get all the gruesome details. How can a semi-retired teacher grab such attention, the story on the 14th.
Yo, George, we're glad you're back unscathed.
If you all have not
seen the metro section of today's DM Register, go read it. It's a
hoot!
--
Rick Maehl, Technology and Production Supervisor
Arrowhead Area Education Agency #5
Instructional Service Center
330 Ave M, VoTech Bldg-Lower Level
PO Box 1399, Fort Dodge, Iowa 50501
ph: 515-574-5577 fax: 515-574-5567
email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Rick Maehl, Technology and Production Supervisor
Arrowhead Area Education Agency #5
Instructional Service Center
330 Ave M, VoTech Bldg-Lower Level
PO Box 1399, Fort Dodge, Iowa 50501
ph: 515-574-5577 fax: 515-574-5567
email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
