Thought for the day - 23.07.09

2009-07-22 Thread sivakumar krishnamurthy
*"It takes years to build a reputation and minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently" - Warren Buffett* <>

Re: happy friends week

2009-07-22 Thread Srinivasan MS
Foe can not, be a friend Foe’s foe can be friend Foe feigns like friend Believe how , him to be a friend Still friend is a friend Long live friendship week Cnu.pne On Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 9:37 PM, S Chander wrote: > *I reciprocate the wishes of happy friends week by making an effort

Naughty Jokes

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
*Papal Cure * The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors who were all quite skilled in the latest medical techniques. None of them could figure out how to cure him, or even what ailed him. Finally, a wise old physician was brought in. After an hour, he came out and told the card

Sardar Patel's Letter to Nehru

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
Sardar Patel's Letter to Nehru on China dated 07 November,1950 NEW DELHI 7 November 1950 My Dear Jawaharlal, Ever since my return from Ahmedabad and after the Cabinet meeting the same day which I had to attend at practically 15 minutes notice and for which I regret I was not able to read all t

Lateral Thinking

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
*Lateral Thinking. * * * * * * * * This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. Think like a wizard . . . man Q1.- board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand Q2. i Ans. = I under

Anniversary Gift

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
I had a good laugh on this one, please enjoy. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry' s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little somet

Humour for a Sunday!

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
Do you know what *Tenjewberrymuds* mean ! To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. The following is a telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia , which was recorded

Sister Mathematical & Sister Logical

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
*Sister Logical & Sister Mathematical * *There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the p

Why only Indians are re-born ?

2009-07-22 Thread S Chander
* Why only Indians are re-born ? * The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians here in heaven and they are causing problems.. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white rob

Fwd: Indian Mother!

2009-07-22 Thread Lalitha Subramaniam
-- Forwarded message -- Subject: Fw: Indian Mother! Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a rel