IS THAT FUNNIER THAN ASKING FOR THE LIFE CERTIFICATE IN INDIA? 1324 On Fri, 1 Mar 2024 at 06:46, 'N Sekar' via KeralaIyers < keralaiy...@googlegroups.com> wrote:
> I am not ccing those who are either in iyer or in thatha patty. > > If someone is not in either of them, pl write to me - IF you want to read > my posts. > > Thanks > > N Sekar > > Excuse the language, but this is too hilarious not to share: > > ๐๐๐๐๐ > > Absolutely Brilliant!! > Letter from an Austalian Citizen applying for renewal of his Passport ... > ( I think he might have been a little upset!๐ > > This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs > and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Government tried desperately to > censure the author, but got nowhere because every person who read it > couldnโt stop laughing ! > > Dear Mr Minister, > I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. > How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that > I bought a television set and golf clubs and condoms from them back in > 1997, and yet the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born > and on what date ? > For Christโs sake, do you guys do this by hand ? > My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the > income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. > It is also on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever > had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out > before being allowed off planes over the past 30 years. > It's also on all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out > every 5 years since 1966. > Also... would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my > mother's name is Audrey, my father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely > bloody astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead !!! > SHIT! What do you people do with all this information we keep having to > provide? > I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning. > Between you and me, I've had enough of all this bullshit! > You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my bloody > address! > What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless > Neanderthal arseholes working there! > And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I > can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand > and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). > And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether or not > I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? In the unlikely event I ever > got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, > I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! > Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other side of Sydney , > and get another bloody copy of my birth certificate - and to part with > another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION! > Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to > assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day? > Nooooo, that'd be too bloody easy and makes far too much sense. > You would much prefer to have us running all over the bloody place like > chickens with our heads cut off, and then having to find some > 'high-society' wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! > You know the photo... the one where we're not allowed to smile?...you > bloody morons. > Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen. > P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in > 'high-society' to confirm that it's me? > Well, my family has been in this country since before 1820! In 1856, one > of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the > Eureka Stockade!) > I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army for something over 30 > years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. > I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL...Lt General Peter > Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year. > However, your rules require that I have to get someone "important" to > verify who I am; you know...someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND > RAISED IN BLOODY PAKISTAN!...a country where they either assassinate or > hang their ex-Prime Ministers - and are suspended from > the Commonwealth and United Nations for not having the "right sort of > government".. > You are all pen-pushing paper-shuffling bloody idiots! > Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android > <https://mail.onelink.me/107872968?pid=nativeplacement&c=Global_Acquisition_YMktg_315_Internal_EmailSignature&af_sub1=Acquisition&af_sub2=Global_YMktg&af_sub3=&af_sub4=100000604&af_sub5=EmailSignature__Static_> > > -- > On Facebook, please join https://www.facebook.com/groups/keralaiyerstrust > > We are now on Telegram Mobile App also, please join > > Pattars/Kerala Iyers Discussions: https://t.me/PattarsGroup > > Kerala Iyers Trust Decisions only posts : https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrust > > Kerala Iyers Trust Group for Discussions: > https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrustGroup > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "KeralaIyers" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to keralaiyers+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/1527654129.2173072.1709297200149%40mail.yahoo.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/1527654129.2173072.1709297200149%40mail.yahoo.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. 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