*A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India ....** ** Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my** **sweetheart, please adjust. Your loving husband, JITA SINGH* * ** His wife replied...** ** TINKU KE PAPPA , Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:* * 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.. 5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the same for the next month? Your Sweet Heart, Kichi** ** *** -- With best wishes S Chander
